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I'm a noob here at Wikinews, and I'm not the journalist type of species here, but I'll try my best...
Here are some other stuff that I do besides editing here:
Quotes (serious and funny) 
- "Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work: If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up! Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken." - Ecclesiastes 4:9-12
- "Every man's work shall be made manifest," - 1 Corinthians iii. 13.
- "The only man who cannot smell a sour underarm is the one who has it," - Blake