User:DJSparky

• Sparky's Law: "The amount of aggravation a security guard gives you is inversely proportional to their actual authority."

• Sparky's Second Law: "When they say 'Aim Away From Face', they ain't kidding..."

• "It's always better to be a pessimist than a optimist. Optimists are always either right, or disappointed. Pessimists are always either right, or pleasantly surprised."

• Even the most widely accepted, readily verifiable, intrinsic facts about the universe won't disabuse some people of their opinions.