User:Ironiridis/Pieces of me
The identities I have[edit]
It may happen one day that someone else impersonates me. As a preemptive measure, here are the list of accounts that I lay claim to.
Full Username | Wiki | Language | Notes |
---|---|---|---|
n:en:User:Ironiridis | Wikinews | English | My primary account these days. |
w:en:User:Ironiridis | Wikipedia | English | When I get bored I putz around over there, too. |
n:en:User:Iridibot | Wikinews | English | A general purpose bot I am developing |
commons:User:Ironiridis | Commons | - | Where all of my embarrassing mistakes go to die. |
Confirming my identity[edit]
I can provide irrefutable proof of my identity if that's important to you. I've combined a 41,176,530,944 byte (38.3486 gB) stream of data with a small collection of my identifying material (state issued driver's license, picture, etc). It will be possible for you to independently verify that the collection of information I send you is authentic.
This proof is taking a ridiculous amount of time (est 3 days, 12 hours) to generate on good hardware, processing 133 kebibytes per second, so make sure you really want to find out. :)
The result of this proof is a sha1 hash which is extremely difficult to forge. This special data stream, combined with my identifying material, produces a pseudo-unique key, which you can generate yourself given the same information that I have right now.
Once the epic calculation is finished, I will post the key here. From that point forward, you can use that information to identify me as this user, as well as the individual.
If I am unable to verify this information on demand (within reasonable time, mind you) consider this account compromised and immediately ban me.