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• Australian Treasurer hands down budget, announces two years of deficits
• National Rugby League Women in League Round celebrates sons
• 'Django Unchained' returns to Chinese cinemas
• Haitian cholera victims threaten United Nations with lawsuit
• Fifth Expo Gastronomía finishes in Caracas
• Woman shot, killed during standoff with police in Longview, Texas
• Former Pennsylvania Governor George Leader dies aged 95
• Lord Falconer proposes bill to legalise assisted dying for terminal ill in UK
• Caloundra defeat Nambour 24-10 in week seven of Sunshine Coast Rugby Union
• Black and Blue Belles win in Canberra Roller Derby League blowout
• 13th Annual Beverly Hills film festival opens
• Solar powered plane completes first leg of transcontinental trip
• President Obama renews his push to close Guantanamo detention facility
• First successful womb transplant recipient passes six-week pregnancy mark
• Miles Franklin Literary Award nominates only women for potential winners

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Major Events 12 April 2013: Goat head delivered to Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts 3 April 2013: Sea lion walks from beach into Pantai Inn in California 30 March 2013: Brookfield, Wisconsin man charged with stealing toilet and urinal parts 25 March 2013: Stolen Utahraptor recovered in Australian Capital Territory 24 March 2013: Car crashes into house in Suffolk, UK, seriously injuring man 21 March 2013: Canberra central business district trials urinals 19 January 2013: US Navy ship damages Tubbataha Reef National Park 2 November 2012: UK's Greater Manchester Police charge man with drug possession after trick-or-treating children allegedly given cocaine 1 October 2012: Iranian news agency apologises for reproducing The Onion article 29 September 2012: Iranian news agency reproduces The Onion article
North America 12 April 2013: Goat head delivered to Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts 3 April 2013: Sea lion walks from beach into Pantai Inn in California 30 March 2013: Brookfield, Wisconsin man charged with stealing toilet and urinal parts 19 January 2013: US Navy ship damages Tubbataha Reef National Park South America 5 August 2009: Brazilian environmentalists tell residents to urinate in shower to save water 11 January 2009: Too Grimm? Mother Goose cartoonist sued by Colombian coffee growers 10 December 2007: Hugo Chávez sets new time zone for Venezuela 26 November 2007: 2007 Ig Nobel Prize winners announced Europe 24 March 2013: Car crashes into house in Suffolk, UK, seriously injuring man 2 November 2012: UK's Greater Manchester Police charge man with drug possession after trick-or-treating children allegedly given cocaine 17 June 2012: Wikinews interviews 17-year-old author of 'LEGO Heavy Weapons' 14 February 2012: Wikinews Shorts: February 14, 2012 Asia 19 January 2013: US Navy ship damages Tubbataha Reef National Park 9 April 2010: Qatari diplomat detained on Las Vegas bound flight 19 January 2010: Highway billboard gives Moscow drivers an unexpected show 6 January 2010: Giant tuna sold for $177,000 at Japanese fish market Africa 10 March 2011: Charlie the smoking chimpanzee dies aged 52 22 February 2011: Egyptian man names daughter 'Facebook' 20 March 2009: Pink elephant spotted in Botswana 12 October 2006: Wikinews Shorts: October 12, 2006 Oceania 25 March 2013: Stolen Utahraptor recovered in Australian Capital Territory 21 March 2013: Canberra central business district trials urinals 14 February 2012: Wikinews Shorts: February 14, 2012 18 February 2011: Australian town to change name to promote road safety	Other Oddities Recent updates Goat head delivered to Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts Sea lion walks from beach into Pantai Inn in California Brookfield, Wisconsin man charged with stealing toilet and urinal parts Stolen Utahraptor recovered in Australian Capital Territory Car crashes into house in Suffolk, UK, seriously injuring man Canberra central business district trials urinals US Navy ship damages Tubbataha Reef National Park UK's Greater Manchester Police charge man with drug possession after trick-or-treating children allegedly given cocaine Iranian news agency apologises for reproducing The Onion article Iranian news agency reproduces The Onion article Wikinews interviews 17-year-old author of 'LEGO Heavy Weapons'

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