Pepper spray vs. physical force
I wrote this a few days ago.
Doubt you could do anywhere near as well — except as a troll, which you're excelling at so far.
Now I know why that article is on top of the front page. This isn't Wikinews, this is Brian McNeil's ego-news. Thank you for explaining everything, it all makes sense now. No wonder there isn't anyone writing here. It's you and the tumbleweeds, Brian.
Luckily this is the comments namespace, you can troll all you like.
Hint: I'm not responsible for any of the other lead articles, so your implication holds less water than a colander.