User:Microchip08/Bot
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Incomplete documentation, mildly modified phenny bot. These don't include the risqué commands Dendodge made me add.
| .t EST | Returns the time |
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| .beats | Returns the current Swatch Internet time |
| .yi | A rather enigmatic function that came with the framework |
| .tock | The current time from the USNO atomic clock |
| .npl | The current time from NPL's SNTP server |
| .calc 6*9 | The Frink online calculator |
| .c log(25^2) | Google calculator |
| .py print "Hi" | Parses some python |
| .wa 6*9 base 13 | Wolfram Alpha |
| .u en dash | Look up Unicode info |
| .bytes hello | Shows the input as "pretty printed bytes" |
| .dict soup | Finds a definition |
| .ety prune | Finds the etymology of a word |
| .title http://enwp.org | Finds the title of a web page |
| .head http://twitter.com | Finds the header of a web page |
| .o argument | Does magical things, sometimes |
| .g rule 34 Jimbo wales | I'm Feeling Lucky |
| .gc "Ezri Dax" | Returns the number of Google hits |
| .gcs PC Mac | Compares the hit-count of search terms |
| .bing Microsoft | Entertains the Devil |
| .seen dendodge | A somewhat familiar command |
| wn-bot: "Bonjour"? | Translates a phrase as far as it can |
| .mangle Hello, world. | Translates a phrase into Foreign and back again |
| .w pleonasm | wikt:'s the input |
| .wik quantitative easing | w:'s the input |
| .val http://google.com | Validates a website |
| .load | Russian Roulette |
| .rr | |
| .dance | Makes the bot, er, dance |
| .cs callsign | Someone might be into ham radio? |
| .stats | Show general statistics about various commands. |
| .34 andrew marr | Calls Rule 34. |