justin bieber baby
Why would someone care about what a 16 years old guy who sings like a trumpet writes as his "memories". He hasn't lived much yet, so what has he been writing about, how to be an ass****? Lol, but I can't believe this was even published as news.
No, it's news with cool headlines like this that gets re-tweeted across the multiverse and gets lots of hits on Wikinews--getting new people visiting and laughing the whole way!
Like my octopus article.
Over 300 hits the first hours, IIRC.