Zlatan

From Zlatan to retire from international football: "[...] to finish second is like finishing last."

From this article: "Zlatan doesn't do auditions."

Arrogant swine.

Arrogance? Yes, one of the attributes of Zlatan which earns him a lot of hatred. But, I think you might want to see this video by World Food Programme featuring Zlatan. World Food Programme. "805 Million Names – Zlatan Ibrahimović" — YouTube, February 15, 2015

Powerful; touching, too. Still won't make me like the guy, however :P

That is not what Zlatan wants. And to make sure you don't like him, you may want to read his quotes.

• Zlatan Ibrahimović.

Well, if I wasn't sure before, I am now.