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This is how a flying saucer works. Once you levitate, you can travel through time because time and distance are perpendicular.

Proof:

E=mc^2

m=E/c^2

m=E/(meters/seconds)^2

When meters=0, m=Infinity

When seconds=0,m=0

m=Infinity*Cosine(0)=Infinity

m=Infinity*Cosine(90)=0