User:EzMaTezPez~enwikinews

Why, hello. Fancy meeting you here, on my little corner of WikiNews. I'm EzMaTezPez. Actually my real name is Ezra, but thats besides the point. If you are reading this, then its either for one of 2 reasons;

A) You read one of my comments, and were infuriated by the sheer left wing craziness of it.

or

B) You read one of my comments, and were infatuated by the sheer left wing craziness of it.

Thats cool man, your entitled to your opinion.

Don't leave posts calling me a "douche" (especially don't if you cannot spell douche, douche) or a "Vaj" or anything else, 'cause thats just square, man. Nobody likes a square.

So, don't be a square.

If the though crosses your mind "Oh just saying this one thing about his mother won't make me a square", Then you should do the following:

1) Move away from your computing device (If that device happens to have a glowing apple with a bite mark anywhere on it, this doesn't apply to you, because you are surely not a square)

2) Obtain Glass of Water

3) Sip Glass of Water

4) Reflect as to when the exact point in your life was when you became so square.