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1:48 PM 3/26/2023THE METEORITE AND SAINT ELMO"S FIRETHE METEORITE AND SAINT ELMO"S FIRE MORE ABOUT THAT BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO MENTION RICHARD DREYFUSS RICHARD DREYFIS S RICHARD DRIEFESS...ANYWAY SO PATTY DUKE AND ME WANT HIM TO BE..PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN, MR. MC CLELLAN AND HIMSELF IN PRINCE AND THE POMPADOUR WITH EDDIE MONEY WHO I LOVE...FIRST LET ME THINK...OKAY HE WAS OF FAME WHEN HE STARRED IN "THE GOODBYE GIRL"..AND "JAWS" WITH ROY SCHEIDER WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN A DEAR FRIEND ON THE PYSCHIC FFRIENDS NETWORK AND WAS THE SHERIFF MAYOR WHATEVE"S IN "JAWS" ROY SCHEIDER PASSED AWAY...SADLY...HOWEVER WITH OUT A DOUBT TALKING ABOUT RICHARD DREYFUSS HE IS SUCH A PROFESSIONAL he is an actor's actor AND SO FUNNY I WANT TO SEE THE PRINCE AND THE POMPADOUR RIGHT NOW THE PRINCE OF PARAGUAY...WHAT IS THE MOVIE CALLED WHERE MR. DREYFUSS HAS TO IMITATE aA DICTATOR TO SAVE HIS LIFE BUT HE ID IS THE DICTATOR TOO SO IT IS HILARIOUS HE CAN BE MR. MAC CLELLAN...PRINCE ALBERT OF MONACO AND MONTE CARLO AND MEL BROOKS WANTS HIM TO BE ...AND MEL BROOKS WANT HIM TO BE...FROM JAWS HIMSELF LIKE THE CHARACTER HE PLAYED I JAWS HIMSELF LIKE THE CHARACTER HE PLAYED IN JAWS ONLY HANGING ON THE BACK OF THE NECK OF SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS NESSIE AND SHE'S A DINOSAUER PEOPLE WHO HANGS OUT AM AND HIDES OUT UNDER THE SECRET TUNNELS AND UNDER THE CENTER SAND UNDER THE SAND AND CURLS UP WITH HER LIDS CLOSED FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS WHEN SHE PERKS UP HHOLD S HOLDS HER NECK UP STRAIGHT AND BATS HER EYES TO SHOW OFF HER LONG LASHES AND JUST LIKE THE LLAMHA THE LLAHMA LIKE CAME TO TH FRONT OF MY CAR IN BELLEVILLE IN FRONT OF THE EMPTY LOTS...I TOLD MY KIS AS WE WERE IN THE CAR WHEN IT CAME UP TO US THAT I WANTED TO FEED IT SOME DOG FOOD I HAD IN MY DRUNK MY TRUNK MY TRUNK...BUT SEBASTIAN SAID,"NO..MOM..YOU CAN'T FEED IT DOG FOOD IR IT YOU V U YOU CAN'T FEED IT DPOGYOU CAN'T FEED IT DOG FOOD" "eVE EVEN THOUGH SHE IS BEGGING...?", I IMPLORE? aND HE SAY'S, "YOU'LL BR YOU'LL BE THE FOOD FOOD,IT'LL SWALLOW YOUR ARM... ,FINALLY HE got through to me IT HAS A 9NINE FOOT NECK...A NINE FOOT NECK..SEE THAT PROVWES IT GOD WAS MAKING ME DR. DOLITTLE. I COULDN'"T BE LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON AND GET A LLHAMA I WOULD JUST WISH FOR AN ALPACA MULE SAME DAY DIFFERENT STORYFROM THEN ON SEBASTIAN WOULD ASK ME,"ARE YOU A LLAHMA MAMA..."?AND & I WOULD SAY,"NO, I AM AN ALPACA MULE"...I WANTED TO KNIT WITH YARN FROM AN ALPACA MULE and think of michael jackson who had llahma's one time we gave my mother 2 mother's dayu card i got her the card with the black kid cuz i wanted to be like micheal jackson and be a singing star pop sensation...micheal's spinning in a red pleather jacket ZOOBOOMAFOOZOOBOOMAFOO...LIKE THE PUPPET ON KRAFT BROTHERS WE SAW HIM BUT FIRST WE THOUGHT HE WAS A NEW CAT...WE IS ME AND AN ORANGE TABBY FROM THE EMPTY LOTS...TTHIS WAS WHEN ADELE WAS SINGING "WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AL ALL ALLRUNNING THROUGH THE DEEEEEPBUT YOU SANG IT BUT YOU SANG IT TO THE BEAT DR, DR. DOOLITTLE. ME TOO REDDI BOI REDDY BOY AND ME BOTHE RAN LIKE WE SAW A TWENTU SAW A TWENTY FOOT PYTHON...WHICH THERE WAS ONE OF THAT THE DOGS TRIED TO RID US OF THE SNAKE PUT THREE DOGS ON THREE SEPARATE OCCASIONOCCASIONS COULN'T GET THAT 20 FOOT PYTHON...SO WOLFEE CAME TO THE RESCUE WITH HIS FANGS OF FRIGHT AND RID THE TRAILR TRAILER PARK OF THE 20 FT TWENTY FOOT 1 FOOT AND 1/2 WIDE GIRTH OF A PYTHON BUT ONLY N BUT ONLY WOLOFEE THE COYOTE FROM BELLEVILLE FAME WHO THE SUPERINTENDANT AND THE PRINCIPAL SEEN AT THE FRONT DOOR OF THE SCHOOL WHICH GOT IN THE BELLEVILLE PAPER... WHEN THEY WENT TO SCHOOL EARLY...I TOLD HIM TO EAT THE GODDAMNED WASTED LEFTOVERS I DIDN'T EXACTLY TOLD HIM BUT I WAS THE LUNCH LADY WHO SAW THE FOOD BEING WASTED WIYH MY OWMN WWTH MY OWN TWO EYES AT THAT SAME SCHOOL ,,,AND HE READ MY MIND AND DUMPSTER DIVED AND RAN 5 ,MILES FOR FOOD...WHEN SEBASTIAN WAS IN SECOND GRADE AT REDNER.PUT THE BLAME ON , MAME BOYSPUT THE BLAME ON MAME PUT THE BLAME ON MAME BOYSDO YOU KNOW THAT SONG BY RITA HAYWORTH ORSON WELLES ONE WIFE FROM CITIZEN KANE

FAMFROM "CITIZEN CANE" FAME WITH WHEN HE DROPS THE SNOW GLOBE AND SAYS ROSEBUDSO I LEARNED THAT THE WILD ANIMALS HABITAT WAS BEENING OVERTAKEN BY CEMENT AND HIGHWAYS SO I TOLD THE ANIMALS WHEN I WAS LIKE TWELVE THAT THEY SHOULD MIGRATYE HERE AND EART AND EAT THE EXCESS FOOD JUST LIKE THE TACOONS CAN GET IN THE GARBAGE THE RACCOONS FROM UP NORTH CAN GET IN THE GARBAGE AND THE BABY BEAR IS AT THE DUMP LIKE A BIG BALL OF FUR WHICH I SEEN WITH MY OWN TWO EYES WHEN I WAS A BABY UP NORTH AND MY DAD LET REED ALGaoe reed algae sit me on his lap when i was liuke3 in his pyurple jeep with the puple and white striped s SURRY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP..LIKE THE SONG FROM OKLAHOMA6:43 AM 4/1/2023 my dad told me not to touch the baby bear cuz it's mother would try killing ya..but sure enough the roly poly baby bear was hunched over just like me with a big baby belly at the dump up north at paradise lake...see why i wanna be elsa from born free...actually elsa is the lion and yes i love the song,movie and book "born free" and there is a book2MORE ABOUT WOLFEE PROBABLY EATING THE LUNCHES LEFT OVER FROM SCHOOL THROWN IN THWE DUMPSTER NOT 5 MINUTES FROM THE EMPTY LOTS AT THE TRAILER PARK TO THE SCHOOL.BY CAR GOING 45 M'P'H'...I FOUND OUT THE BARN NEST DOOR THE BARN NEXT STORE ACU ACTUALLY HOUSED EXOTIC ANIMALS...WE SEEN A ZOOBOOMAFOO ...A ZOOBOOMAFOO WE BEING ME AND REDDI BOY ME AND REDDI BOY...WAS THE ORANGE CAT WHO RAN LIKE HE SAW A 20 FT. PYTHON,,when we had a black bear in the tree for awile...they aren't idigineous here but some one thought a cub was cute from up north and droe & drove it here it here till the day he woke to breakfast of champions where it demanded the kidnaoppper be breakfast or get baby bear claws to the cheek..so they saw the pine trees at holiday west and dropped him off in the empty lots right next door to the trailer i was staying at with my 3 kids and my ex cuz the house burned down..the's bear the one i had to worry about his mom was looking to find heror him but she___{was} her mom after she grew a year in the tree...ig found the baby bear prints and called the dnr department of natural resourses...told them the bear story when i saw the baby bear prints...and told them i saw wolf tracks too...!,...THEY SAID IT WAS A COYOTE...I MADE A CALENDER FILM STRIP OF THE PRINTS TO ARTFULLY DODGER THE SUBJECT OF THE WOLF PRINT AND THE BABY BEAR FOOT PRINT WHICH LOOKS LIKE A CHILD'S BABY FOOT PRINT WITH AN OPPOSABLE THUMB..I TOOK PICTURES WITH MY KIDS MINI CAM...AND ADDED MUSIC AND SENT IT TO THE DNR...the bear THE BEAR THE BEAR'S THE ONE YOU GOTTA BE AFRAID OF THE MA;LE DEADBEAT DAD BEAR...THE MAMA BEAR ABND AND THE MAMA BEAR AND HER CUBS IS THE ONE YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH...SHE'S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL AND WE SEE EYE TO EYE EEN IF SHE IS ON ALL FOURS AND IS A BIG BROWN OR BLACK BEAR AND THE POLAR BEAR SAID ON HIS IE BERG ON HIS ICEMOUNTAIN ,"HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME...I AM SOYOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL" YEAH I AIN'T GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE POLAR BEAR,,,IT.S LIKE MY DREAM I HAD WHEN THE BEAR PICTURE ON THE WALL I STARED AT BEFORE BED MADE ME HAVE THE DREAM ABOUT MONEY BAGS DOG THAT EVERYBODY SAID TO KEEP THE MONEY BAH LITERAL CANVAS SAK PEOPLE INTIMATED ...I THOUGHT IT WAS A DOG AND KEPT ASKING EVERYONE IF IT WAS THEIR DOG AND THEY KEPT SAYING NO AND VEERING AWAY...THE"LOST DOG" TURNED OUT TO BE A BEAR ...THEN I TOOK THE MONEY BAGS OFF SOMEHOW IN THE DREAM IT HAPPENED AND THE DOG BEAR SWALLOWED MY ARM BUT IT DIDN'T BITE OR CHEW AND GAVE ME BACK MY ARM BUT IT KEPT HAPPENING OVER AND OVER TILL I WOKE UP ON A COUCH IN A TRAILER WITH A FUR COAT ON AND MY 3 KIDS CUDDLED UP ON ME....SWEET LORD IN HEAVENMORE BEARS AND BIFF AND THE TRAILLER PARK KIDS I MADE A CALENDER OF THE CATS FROM THE EMPTY LOTS AND I HASD POETRY I HAD WRITTEN ABOUT RICH MAN'S CHILLI AND POUNCE AND 9 LIVES WITH MORRIS AIN'T WHAT...BUT BIFF WAS KINDA LOOKED LIKE AN OUTDOOR CAT ESPECIALLY AFTER THE WOLF PUT HIS MOUTH ON THE CAT'S HEAD TWICE BUT HE WOULD ONLY LET ME LOOK AT HIM AND CLEAN IT WITH A COTTON BALL OF RUBBING ALCOHOL,,,DID YOU HERE THIS...?HE WOULDN'T LET ME TAKE HIM TO THE VET[{ LILY IS THE BABU FACE THE BABY FACE OF CHANEL THE BABY FACE OF CHANELYILL LILY } TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRL'S ARE PRETTY IS WHAT AXL ROSE HAS BEEN SINGIN' TO ME FOR YEARS FOR YEARS...JUST CAME ON THE RADIO AGAIN AND LILY IS THE PREETIEST GIRL EVER SO FAR WHO HAS EVER BEEN BORN...ME AND REDDI BOY THOUGHT HE WAS A NEW CAT AT THE EMPTY

LOTS WHEN THE HOUSE THE HOUSE APARTMENT BURNED DOWN BUT WHEN WE SAW HIS BLACK AND WHITE 3 FOOT THREE FOOT TAIL WE NEW WE KNEW HE WAS FROM AFRICA OR THE JUNGLE AND THEM THINGS GOT ALL SHARP TT TEETH FOR A SMILE...REDDI BOI HE TOOK OFF LIKE HE HAD SEEN A TWENTY FOOT PYTHON AND AFTER A MOMENTS HESITATION I WAS FULL SPEED RIGHT BEHIND HIM... AND I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM...ANYWAY THE QHOLF...WOLF KILLED THE PYTHON CUZ THE KIDS WERRE PLAYING IN THE JUMPS and losinG AND LOSING DIXIE'S DIXIE"S GLASSES SO AND THAEN I WENT TO GO FOUND THEM AND FOUND THE EVIDENCE OF THE GIANT SNAKE TRAIL RUNNING THROGH THE TRAIL TO THE JUMPS..NOT THE FIRST TIME WOLFEE GOT BETWEEN ME AN IS IDIOT LETTING THEIR SNAKE ESCAPE IT AQUARIUM WITH THW THE SCREEN AND BOULDER TO KEEP THEM IN THERE ALSO AS WOLF 3 THAT LIVED BY THE CRICK IN THE TUNNEL WHER WHERE HE HAD HIS WOLF PUPPIES AND HIS WIFE AT WOODCHASE BY PRINCE ERNST AUGUSTES"S MANSION BY SWAN LAKE. I THINK HIS BABY MOMMA WASD A DOG MAYBE WHO WAS STRAY...{the prince was gonna adopt one puppy and bring giant back of dog food...GIANT BAG GIANT BAG OF DOG FOOD FOR WOLFEE AND HIS WIFE AND PUPS^WOOLFEE^5:11 PM 3/26/2023SO ELTON JOHM ELTON JOHN HE HIS IS A DEAD RINGERV DEAD RINGER FOR DAVID FREERS HW HE HAD HIS CURLY HAIR,STOCKY BODY AND WHITE SKIN...WHITE SKIN...DAVID FREERS WAS ALWAYS MINI ME ELTON AN AND I JUST DIDN'T SE SEE IT BUT ELY ELTON WANTS TO PLAY DAVID FREERS IN THE MOVIE AND RIDE ON HEAVEN'S GATE'S PLATFORM....AWESOME AND I AM N MAKING HIM AN TIN MAN SUIT OUTTA GOLD PLEATHER LACED LIKE THE INDIANS WHO ARE NOW CALLED THE NATIVE AMERICANS...WITH MY DADDIO AND MY DADDIO O WANTS HIM TO KNOW ME AND THE QUEEN NEED HIM ON THE PLATFORM METEOR METERORITE...METEIORITEI GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A METERORITE AT SCHOOL {when i was 5 five}AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UPIN BED IN MY BUNKBED THANK GOD BUT IT WAS NIGHT...ALREADY IN MY BUNK BED AND STANDING OVER ME WITH MY DAD WAS THE DOCTOR WHO MADE A HOUSECALL ANDWAS WEARING A TRENCH COAT IN BLACK AND CARRYING A DARK DOCTOR'S BAG...THAT'S HOW I KNEW I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MY WISH OF BEING LIKE ON T.V. CUZ THEY THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE MAGIC BOX WERE ALWAYS GETTING THE DOCTOR TO MAKE A HOUSE CALL MY DAD JUST DIDN'T WANT TO JOSTLE ME OVER HILL AND DALE WHILE MY HEAD WAS DENTED FOREVER RIGHT WHERE I SALUTE AND I FEEL IT EVERY TIME I SALUTE...T.V. DOCTOR HOUSECALL FOR FOR LITTLE O MWE LITTLE OL' OLE ME,,,BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR....I REMEMBER BEING AT SCHOOL ON THE PLAYGROUND AT BERWYN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL..I REMEMBER I WAS SITTING ON THE MONKEY BARS AND SOME KID WAS {2 KIDS WERE} PLAYING BASEBALL..THROWING THE Ball back and forth aND I COULD SEE IT E WAS WHITE AND ROUND HAD ARC AND GRAVITY KEPT STOPPING IT AND MAKING IT FALL UNLIKE THE SPACE ROCK THAT JUST FLEW 5 FEET FIVR FIVE FEET IN THE AIR NO ARC NO NO FORCE OF GRAVITY ON IT NO ARC it came thru the yard next to the houses across the street sailed level the whole way thru the playground when i turn to tell the kid behind me over my shoulder that ,"santa claus is real 'and the meteor misses my eyes and hits me in my salutatorian head but i am not that much of a bookworm... IT HURT LIKE CRAZY BUT MY MOMMA GAVE ME TWO BABY ASPIRINS AFTER I GOT UP LATER BY THE DISHWASHER AND GAVE ME TWO ORANGE BABY ASPIRINS THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER...SOMEWHAT... THIS THING FLYING STRAIGHT FOTR STRAIGHT FOR ME WAS BLACK AND VW VERY EVENLY SHAPED LIKE A BLACK FLYING RECTANGLE THAT WASN'T EFFECTED BY GRAVITY BUT IT WELL THE KLAST THING I SAID WHEN THE KID ON THE MONKEY BARS WITH ME SAID SANTA WASN'T REAL I WAS 5 HECK I KNEW THAT BUT I INSISTED ON KEEPING IT FUN FOR THEM AND THEIR PARENTS FOR ONE OR TWO MORE YEARS...ANYWAY I TURNED MY HEAD TO SAY "SANTA IS REAL" AND THE METERORITE JUST JUST DENTED M Y SKULL NOT NOTBURN MY EYE OFF OFF LIKE THEY HAD INTED INTENDED... (WHEN I WAS STILL 5,SAINT ELMO"S FIRE WAS AT HOME BT THE TELEPHONE [POLE] WIRES AT THE BACKYARD OVER THE WIRE(S)...THAT CONNECTED TO THE HOUSE BY THE KITCHEN WINDOWTHAN LAND OM THEN LAND ON THE HOUSE AND GO KABOOM IN THRU THE ROOF AND IN THE ATTIC MY DAD CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENY FIRE DEPARTMENT AND TOLD ALL OF US TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ANNE WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE TO GET OUR CAT HANKY WHO RAISED ME LIKE PETER PAN...HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE B ED... LOTS WHEN THE HOUSE THE HOUSE APARTMENT BURNED DOWN BUT WHEN WE SAW HIS BLACK AND WHITE 3 FOOT THREE FOOT TAIL WE NEW WE KNEW HE WAS FROM AFRICA OR THE JUNGLE AND THEM THINGS GOT ALL SHARP TT TEETH FOR A SMILE...REDDI BOI HE TOOK OFF LIKE HE HAD SEEN A TWENTY FOOT PYTHON AND AFTER A MOMENTS HESITATION I WAS FULL SPEED RIGHT BEHIND HIM... AND I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM...ANYWAY THE QHOLF...WOLF KILLED THE PYTHON CUZ THE KIDS WERRE PLAYING IN THE JUMPS and losinG AND LOSING DIXIE'S DIXIE"S GLASSES SO AND THAEN I WENT TO GO FOUND THEM AND FOUND THE EVIDENCE OF THE GIANT SNAKE TRAIL RUNNING THROGH THE TRAIL TO THE JUMPS..NOT THE FIRST TIME WOLFEE GOT BETWEEN ME AN IS IDIOT LETTING THEIR SNAKE ESCAPE IT AQUARIUM WITH THW THE SCREEN AND BOULDER TO KEEP THEM IN THERE ALSO AS WOLF 3 THAT LIVED BY THE CRICK IN THE TUNNEL WHER WHERE HE HAD HIS WOLF PUPPIES AND HIS WIFE AT WOODCHASE BY PRINCE ERNST AUGUSTES"S MANSION BY SWAN LAKE. I THINK HIS BABY MOMMA WASD A DOG MAYBE WHO WAS STRAY...{the prince was gonna adopt one puppy and bring giant back of dog food...GIANT BAG GIANT BAG OF DOG FOOD FOR WOLFEE AND HIS WIFE AND PUPS^WOOLFEE^5:11 PM 3/26/2023SO ELTON JOHM ELTON JOHN HE HIS IS A DEAD RINGERV DEAD RINGER FOR DAVID FREERS HW HE HAD HIS CURLY HAIR,STOCKY BODY AND WHITE SKIN...WHITE SKIN...DAVID FREERS WAS ALWAYS MINI ME ELTON AN AND I JUST DIDN'T SE SEE IT BUT ELY ELTON WANTS TO PLAY DAVID FREERS IN THE MOVIE AND RIDE ON HEAVEN'S GATE'S PLATFORM....AWESOME AND I AM N MAKING HIM AN TIN MAN SUIT OUTTA GOLD PLEATHER LACED LIKE THE INDIANS WHO ARE NOW CALLED THE NATIVE AMERICANS...WITH MY DADDIO AND MY DADDIO O WANTS HIM TO KNOW ME AND THE QUEEN NEED HIM ON THE PLATFORM METEOR METERORITE...METEIORITEI GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A METERORITE AT SCHOOL {when i was 5 five}AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UPIN BED IN MY BUNKBED THANK GOD BUT IT WAS NIGHT...ALREADY IN MY BUNK BED AND STANDING OVER ME WITH MY DAD WAS THE DOCTOR WHO MADE A HOUSECALL ANDWAS WEARING A TRENCH COAT IN BLACK AND CARRYING A DARK DOCTOR'S BAG...THAT'S HOW I KNEW I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MY WISH OF BEING LIKE ON T.V. CUZ THEY THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE MAGIC BOX WERE ALWAYS GETTING THE DOCTOR TO MAKE A HOUSE CALL MY DAD JUST DIDN'T WANT TO JOSTLE ME OVER HILL AND DALE WHILE MY HEAD WAS DENTED FOREVER RIGHT WHERE I SALUTE AND I FEEL IT EVERY TIME I SALUTE...T.V. DOCTOR HOUSECALL FOR FOR LITTLE O MWE LITTLE OL' OLE ME,,,BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR....I REMEMBER BEING AT SCHOOL ON THE PLAYGROUND AT BERWYN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL..I REMEMBER I WAS SITTING ON THE MONKEY BARS AND SOME KID WAS {2 KIDS WERE} PLAYING BASEBALL..THROWING THE Ball back and forth aND I COULD SEE IT E WAS WHITE AND ROUND HAD ARC AND GRAVITY KEPT STOPPING IT AND MAKING IT FALL UNLIKE THE SPACE ROCK THAT JUST FLEW 5 FEET FIVR FIVE FEET IN THE AIR NO ARC NO NO FORCE OF GRAVITY ON IT NO ARC it came thru the yard next to the houses across the street sailed level the whole way thru the playground when i turn to tell the kid behind me over my shoulder that ,"santa claus is real 'and the meteor misses my eyes and hits me in my salutatorian head but i am not that much of a bookworm... IT HURT LIKE CRAZY BUT MY MOMMA GAVE ME TWO BABY ASPIRINS AFTER I GOT UP LATER BY THE DISHWASHER AND GAVE ME TWO ORANGE BABY ASPIRINS THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER...SOMEWHAT... THIS THING FLYING STRAIGHT FOTR STRAIGHT FOR ME WAS BLACK AND VW VERY EVENLY SHAPED LIKE A BLACK FLYING RECTANGLE THAT WASN'T EFFECTED BY GRAVITY BUT IT WELL THE KLAST THING I SAID WHEN THE KID ON THE MONKEY BARS WITH ME SAID SANTA WASN'T REAL I WAS 5 HECK I KNEW THAT BUT I INSISTED ON KEEPING IT FUN FOR THEM AND THEIR PARENTS FOR ONE OR TWO MORE YEARS...ANYWAY I TURNED MY HEAD TO SAY "SANTA IS REAL" AND THE METERORITE JUST JUST DENTED M Y SKULL NOT NOTBURN MY EYE OFF OFF LIKE THEY HAD INTED INTENDED... (WHEN I WAS STILL 5,SAINT ELMO"S FIRE WAS AT HOME BT THE TELEPHONE [POLE] WIRES AT THE BACKYARD OVER THE WIRE(S)...THAT CONNECTED TO THE HOUSE BY THE KITCHEN WINDOWTHAN LAND OM THEN LAND ON THE HOUSE AND GO KABOOM IN THRU THE ROOF AND IN THE ATTIC MY DAD CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENY FIRE DEPARTMENT AND TOLD ALL OF US TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ANNE WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE TO GET OUR CAT HANKY WHO RAISED ME LIKE PETER PAN...HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE B ED... LOTS WHEN THE HOUSE THE HOUSE APARTMENT BURNED DOWN BUT WHEN WE SAW HIS BLACK AND WHITE 3 FOOT THREE FOOT TAIL WE NEW WE KNEW HE WAS FROM AFRICA OR THE JUNGLE AND THEM THINGS GOT ALL SHARP TT TEETH FOR A SMILE...REDDI BOI HE TOOK OFF LIKE HE HAD SEEN A TWENTY FOOT PYTHON AND AFTER A MOMENTS HESITATION I WAS FULL SPEED RIGHT BEHIND HIM... AND I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM...ANYWAY THE QHOLF...WOLF KILLED THE PYTHON CUZ THE KIDS WERRE PLAYING IN THE JUMPS and losinG AND LOSING DIXIE'S DIXIE"S GLASSES SO AND THAEN I WENT TO GO FOUND THEM AND FOUND THE EVIDENCE OF THE GIANT SNAKE TRAIL RUNNING THROGH THE TRAIL TO THE JUMPS..NOT THE FIRST TIME WOLFEE GOT BETWEEN ME AN IS IDIOT LETTING THEIR SNAKE ESCAPE IT AQUARIUM WITH THW THE SCREEN AND BOULDER TO KEEP THEM IN THERE ALSO AS WOLF 3 THAT LIVED BY THE CRICK IN THE TUNNEL WHER WHERE HE HAD HIS WOLF PUPPIES AND HIS WIFE AT WOODCHASE BY PRINCE ERNST AUGUSTES"S MANSION BY SWAN LAKE. I THINK HIS BABY MOMMA WASD A DOG MAYBE WHO WAS STRAY...{the prince was gonna adopt one puppy and bring giant back of dog food...GIANT BAG GIANT BAG OF DOG FOOD FOR WOLFEE AND HIS WIFE AND PUPS^WOOLFEE^5:11 PM 3/26/2023SO ELTON JOHM ELTON JOHN HE HIS IS A DEAD RINGERV DEAD RINGER FOR DAVID FREERS HW HE HAD HIS CURLY HAIR,STOCKY BODY AND WHITE SKIN...WHITE SKIN...DAVID FREERS WAS ALWAYS MINI ME ELTON AN AND I JUST DIDN'T SE SEE IT BUT ELY ELTON WANTS TO PLAY DAVID FREERS IN THE MOVIE AND RIDE ON HEAVEN'S GATE'S PLATFORM....AWESOME AND I AM N MAKING HIM AN TIN MAN SUIT OUTTA GOLD PLEATHER LACED LIKE THE INDIANS WHO ARE NOW CALLED THE NATIVE AMERICANS...WITH MY DADDIO AND MY DADDIO O WANTS HIM TO KNOW ME AND THE QUEEN NEED HIM ON THE PLATFORM METEOR METERORITE...METEIORITEI GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A METERORITE AT SCHOOL {when i was 5 five}AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UPIN BED IN MY BUNKBED THANK GOD BUT IT WAS NIGHT...ALREADY IN MY BUNK BED AND STANDING OVER ME WITH MY DAD WAS THE DOCTOR WHO MADE A HOUSECALL ANDWAS WEARING A TRENCH COAT IN BLACK AND CARRYING A DARK DOCTOR'S BAG...THAT'S HOW I KNEW I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MY WISH OF BEING LIKE ON T.V. CUZ THEY THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE MAGIC BOX WERE ALWAYS GETTING THE DOCTOR TO MAKE A HOUSE CALL MY DAD JUST DIDN'T WANT TO JOSTLE ME OVER HILL AND DALE WHILE MY HEAD WAS DENTED FOREVER RIGHT WHERE I SALUTE AND I FEEL IT EVERY TIME I SALUTE...T.V. DOCTOR HOUSECALL FOR FOR LITTLE O MWE LITTLE OL' OLE ME,,,BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR....I REMEMBER BEING AT SCHOOL ON THE PLAYGROUND AT BERWYN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL..I REMEMBER I WAS SITTING ON THE MONKEY BARS AND SOME KID WAS {2 KIDS WERE} PLAYING BASEBALL..THROWING THE Ball back and forth aND I COULD SEE IT E WAS WHITE AND ROUND HAD ARC AND GRAVITY KEPT STOPPING IT AND MAKING IT FALL UNLIKE THE SPACE ROCK THAT JUST FLEW 5 FEET FIVR FIVE FEET IN THE AIR NO ARC NO NO FORCE OF GRAVITY ON IT NO ARC it came thru the yard next to the houses across the street sailed level the whole way thru the playground when i turn to tell the kid behind me over my shoulder that ,"santa claus is real 'and the meteor misses my eyes and hits me in my salutatorian head but i am not that much of a bookworm... IT HURT LIKE CRAZY BUT MY MOMMA GAVE ME TWO BABY ASPIRINS AFTER I GOT UP LATER BY THE DISHWASHER AND GAVE ME TWO ORANGE BABY ASPIRINS THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER...SOMEWHAT... THIS THING FLYING STRAIGHT FOTR STRAIGHT FOR ME WAS BLACK AND VW VERY EVENLY SHAPED LIKE A BLACK FLYING RECTANGLE THAT WASN'T EFFECTED BY GRAVITY BUT IT WELL THE KLAST THING I SAID WHEN THE KID ON THE MONKEY BARS WITH ME SAID SANTA WASN'T REAL I WAS 5 HECK I KNEW THAT BUT I INSISTED ON KEEPING IT FUN FOR THEM AND THEIR PARENTS FOR ONE OR TWO MORE YEARS...ANYWAY I TURNED MY HEAD TO SAY "SANTA IS REAL" AND THE METERORITE JUST JUST DENTED M Y SKULL NOT NOTBURN MY EYE OFF OFF LIKE THEY HAD INTED INTENDED... (WHEN I WAS STILL 5,SAINT ELMO"S FIRE WAS AT HOME BT THE TELEPHONE [POLE] WIRES AT THE BACKYARD OVER THE WIRE(S)...THAT CONNECTED TO THE HOUSE BY THE KITCHEN WINDOWTHAN LAND OM THEN LAND ON THE HOUSE AND GO KABOOM IN THRU THE ROOF AND IN THE ATTIC MY DAD CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENY FIRE DEPARTMENT AND TOLD ALL OF US TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ANNE WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE TO GET OUR CAT HANKY WHO RAISED ME LIKE PETER PAN...HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE B ED... LOTS WHEN THE HOUSE THE HOUSE APARTMENT BURNED DOWN BUT WHEN WE SAW HIS BLACK AND WHITE 3 FOOT THREE FOOT TAIL WE NEW WE KNEW HE WAS FROM AFRICA OR THE JUNGLE AND THEM THINGS GOT ALL SHARP TT TEETH FOR A SMILE...REDDI BOI HE TOOK OFF LIKE HE HAD SEEN A TWENTY FOOT PYTHON AND AFTER A MOMENTS HESITATION I WAS FULL SPEED RIGHT BEHIND HIM... AND I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM...ANYWAY THE QHOLF...WOLF KILLED THE PYTHON CUZ THE KIDS WERRE PLAYING IN THE JUMPS and losinG AND LOSING DIXIE'S DIXIE"S GLASSES SO AND THAEN I WENT TO GO FOUND THEM AND FOUND THE EVIDENCE OF THE GIANT SNAKE TRAIL RUNNING THROGH THE TRAIL TO THE JUMPS..NOT THE FIRST TIME WOLFEE GOT BETWEEN ME AN IS IDIOT LETTING THEIR SNAKE ESCAPE IT AQUARIUM WITH THW THE SCREEN AND BOULDER TO KEEP THEM IN THERE ALSO AS WOLF 3 THAT LIVED BY THE CRICK IN THE TUNNEL WHER WHERE HE HAD HIS WOLF PUPPIES AND HIS WIFE AT WOODCHASE BY PRINCE ERNST AUGUSTES"S MANSION BY SWAN LAKE. I THINK HIS BABY MOMMA WASD A DOG MAYBE WHO WAS STRAY...{the prince was gonna adopt one puppy and bring giant back of dog food...GIANT BAG GIANT BAG OF DOG FOOD FOR WOLFEE AND HIS WIFE AND PUPS^WOOLFEE^5:11 PM 3/26/2023SO ELTON JOHM ELTON JOHN HE HIS IS A DEAD RINGERV DEAD RINGER FOR DAVID FREERS HW HE HAD HIS CURLY HAIR,STOCKY BODY AND WHITE SKIN...WHITE SKIN...DAVID FREERS WAS ALWAYS MINI ME ELTON AN AND I JUST DIDN'T SE SEE IT BUT ELY ELTON WANTS TO PLAY DAVID FREERS IN THE MOVIE AND RIDE ON HEAVEN'S GATE'S PLATFORM....AWESOME AND I AM N MAKING HIM AN TIN MAN SUIT OUTTA GOLD PLEATHER LACED LIKE THE INDIANS WHO ARE NOW CALLED THE NATIVE AMERICANS...WITH MY DADDIO AND MY DADDIO O WANTS HIM TO KNOW ME AND THE QUEEN NEED HIM ON THE PLATFORM METEOR METERORITE...METEIORITEI GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A METERORITE AT SCHOOL {when i was 5 five}AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UPIN BED IN MY BUNKBED THANK GOD BUT IT WAS NIGHT...ALREADY IN MY BUNK BED AND STANDING OVER ME WITH MY DAD WAS THE DOCTOR WHO MADE A HOUSECALL ANDWAS WEARING A TRENCH COAT IN BLACK AND CARRYING A DARK DOCTOR'S BAG...THAT'S HOW I KNEW I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MY WISH OF BEING LIKE ON T.V. CUZ THEY THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE MAGIC BOX WERE ALWAYS GETTING THE DOCTOR TO MAKE A HOUSE CALL MY DAD JUST DIDN'T WANT TO JOSTLE ME OVER HILL AND DALE WHILE MY HEAD WAS DENTED FOREVER RIGHT WHERE I SALUTE AND I FEEL IT EVERY TIME I SALUTE...T.V. DOCTOR HOUSECALL FOR FOR LITTLE O MWE LITTLE OL' OLE ME,,,BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR....I REMEMBER BEING AT SCHOOL ON THE PLAYGROUND AT BERWYN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL..I REMEMBER I WAS SITTING ON THE MONKEY BARS AND SOME KID WAS {2 KIDS WERE} PLAYING BASEBALL..THROWING THE Ball back and forth aND I COULD SEE IT E WAS WHITE AND ROUND HAD ARC AND GRAVITY KEPT STOPPING IT AND MAKING IT FALL UNLIKE THE SPACE ROCK THAT JUST FLEW 5 FEET FIVR FIVE FEET IN THE AIR NO ARC NO NO FORCE OF GRAVITY ON IT NO ARC it came thru the yard next to the houses across the street sailed level the whole way thru the playground when i turn to tell the kid behind me over my shoulder that ,"santa claus is real 'and the meteor misses my eyes and hits me in my salutatorian head but i am not that much of a bookworm... IT HURT LIKE CRAZY BUT MY MOMMA GAVE ME TWO BABY ASPIRINS AFTER I GOT UP LATER BY THE DISHWASHER AND GAVE ME TWO ORANGE BABY ASPIRINS THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER...SOMEWHAT... THIS THING FLYING STRAIGHT FOTR STRAIGHT FOR ME WAS BLACK AND VW VERY EVENLY SHAPED LIKE A BLACK FLYING RECTANGLE THAT WASN'T EFFECTED BY GRAVITY BUT IT WELL THE KLAST THING I SAID WHEN THE KID ON THE MONKEY BARS WITH ME SAID SANTA WASN'T REAL I WAS 5 HECK I KNEW THAT BUT I INSISTED ON KEEPING IT FUN FOR THEM AND THEIR PARENTS FOR ONE OR TWO MORE YEARS...ANYWAY I TURNED MY HEAD TO SAY "SANTA IS REAL" AND THE METERORITE JUST JUST DENTED M Y SKULL NOT NOTBURN MY EYE OFF OFF LIKE THEY HAD INTED INTENDED... (WHEN I WAS STILL 5,SAINT ELMO"S FIRE WAS AT HOME BT THE TELEPHONE [POLE] WIRES AT THE BACKYARD OVER THE WIRE(S)...THAT CONNECTED TO THE HOUSE BY THE KITCHEN WINDOWTHAN LAND OM THEN LAND ON THE HOUSE AND GO KABOOM IN THRU THE ROOF AND IN THE ATTIC MY DAD CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENY FIRE DEPARTMENT AND TOLD ALL OF US TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ANNE WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE TO GET OUR CAT HANKY WHO RAISED ME LIKE PETER PAN...HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE B ED... LOTS WHEN THE HOUSE THE HOUSE APARTMENT BURNED DOWN BUT WHEN WE SAW HIS BLACK AND WHITE 3 FOOT THREE FOOT TAIL WE NEW WE KNEW HE WAS FROM AFRICA OR THE JUNGLE AND THEM THINGS GOT ALL SHARP TT TEETH FOR A SMILE...REDDI BOI HE TOOK OFF LIKE HE HAD SEEN A TWENTY FOOT PYTHON AND AFTER A MOMENTS HESITATION I WAS FULL SPEED RIGHT BEHIND HIM... AND I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM...ANYWAY THE QHOLF...WOLF KILLED THE PYTHON CUZ THE KIDS WERRE PLAYING IN THE JUMPS and losinG AND LOSING DIXIE'S DIXIE"S GLASSES SO AND THAEN I WENT TO GO FOUND THEM AND FOUND THE EVIDENCE OF THE GIANT SNAKE TRAIL RUNNING THROGH THE TRAIL TO THE JUMPS..NOT THE FIRST TIME WOLFEE GOT BETWEEN ME AN IS IDIOT LETTING THEIR SNAKE ESCAPE IT AQUARIUM WITH THW THE SCREEN AND BOULDER TO KEEP THEM IN THERE ALSO AS WOLF 3 THAT LIVED BY THE CRICK IN THE TUNNEL WHER WHERE HE HAD HIS WOLF PUPPIES AND HIS WIFE AT WOODCHASE BY PRINCE ERNST AUGUSTES"S MANSION BY SWAN LAKE. I THINK HIS BABY MOMMA WASD A DOG MAYBE WHO WAS STRAY...{the prince was gonna adopt one puppy and bring giant back of dog food...GIANT BAG GIANT BAG OF DOG FOOD FOR WOLFEE AND HIS WIFE AND PUPS^WOOLFEE^5:11 PM 3/26/2023SO ELTON JOHM ELTON JOHN HE HIS IS A DEAD RINGERV DEAD RINGER FOR DAVID FREERS HW HE HAD HIS CURLY HAIR,STOCKY BODY AND WHITE SKIN...WHITE SKIN...DAVID FREERS WAS ALWAYS MINI ME ELTON AN AND I JUST DIDN'T SE SEE IT BUT ELY ELTON WANTS TO PLAY DAVID FREERS IN THE MOVIE AND RIDE ON HEAVEN'S GATE'S PLATFORM....AWESOME AND I AM N MAKING HIM AN TIN MAN SUIT OUTTA GOLD PLEATHER LACED LIKE THE INDIANS WHO ARE NOW CALLED THE NATIVE AMERICANS...WITH MY DADDIO AND MY DADDIO O WANTS HIM TO KNOW ME AND THE QUEEN NEED HIM ON THE PLATFORM METEOR METERORITE...METEIORITEI GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A METERORITE AT SCHOOL {when i was 5 five}AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UPIN BED IN MY BUNKBED THANK GOD BUT IT WAS NIGHT...ALREADY IN MY BUNK BED AND STANDING OVER ME WITH MY DAD WAS THE DOCTOR WHO MADE A HOUSECALL ANDWAS WEARING A TRENCH COAT IN BLACK AND CARRYING A DARK DOCTOR'S BAG...THAT'S HOW I KNEW I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MY WISH OF BEING LIKE ON T.V. CUZ THEY THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE MAGIC BOX WERE ALWAYS GETTING THE DOCTOR TO MAKE A HOUSE CALL MY DAD JUST DIDN'T WANT TO JOSTLE ME OVER HILL AND DALE WHILE MY HEAD WAS DENTED FOREVER RIGHT WHERE I SALUTE AND I FEEL IT EVERY TIME I SALUTE...T.V. DOCTOR HOUSECALL FOR FOR LITTLE O MWE LITTLE OL' OLE ME,,,BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR....I REMEMBER BEING AT SCHOOL ON THE PLAYGROUND AT BERWYN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL..I REMEMBER I WAS SITTING ON THE MONKEY BARS AND SOME KID WAS {2 KIDS WERE} PLAYING BASEBALL..THROWING THE Ball back and forth aND I COULD SEE IT E WAS WHITE AND ROUND HAD ARC AND GRAVITY KEPT STOPPING IT AND MAKING IT FALL UNLIKE THE SPACE ROCK THAT JUST FLEW 5 FEET FIVR FIVE FEET IN THE AIR NO ARC NO NO FORCE OF GRAVITY ON IT NO ARC it came thru the yard next to the houses across the street sailed level the whole way thru the playground when i turn to tell the kid behind me over my shoulder that ,"santa claus is real 'and the meteor misses my eyes and hits me in my salutatorian head but i am not that much of a bookworm... IT HURT LIKE CRAZY BUT MY MOMMA GAVE ME TWO BABY ASPIRINS AFTER I GOT UP LATER BY THE DISHWASHER AND GAVE ME TWO ORANGE BABY ASPIRINS THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER...SOMEWHAT... THIS THING FLYING STRAIGHT FOTR STRAIGHT FOR ME WAS BLACK AND VW VERY EVENLY SHAPED LIKE A BLACK FLYING RECTANGLE THAT WASN'T EFFECTED BY GRAVITY BUT IT WELL THE KLAST THING I SAID WHEN THE KID ON THE MONKEY BARS WITH ME SAID SANTA WASN'T REAL I WAS 5 HECK I KNEW THAT BUT I INSISTED ON KEEPING IT FUN FOR THEM AND THEIR PARENTS FOR ONE OR TWO MORE YEARS...ANYWAY I TURNED MY HEAD TO SAY "SANTA IS REAL" AND THE METERORITE JUST JUST DENTED M Y SKULL NOT NOTBURN MY EYE OFF OFF LIKE THEY HAD INTED INTENDED... (WHEN I WAS STILL 5,SAINT ELMO"S FIRE WAS AT HOME BT THE TELEPHONE [POLE] WIRES AT THE BACKYARD OVER THE WIRE(S)...THAT CONNECTED TO THE HOUSE BY THE KITCHEN WINDOWTHAN LAND OM THEN LAND ON THE HOUSE AND GO KABOOM IN THRU THE ROOF AND IN THE ATTIC MY DAD CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENY FIRE DEPARTMENT AND TOLD ALL OF US TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ANNE WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE TO GET OUR CAT HANKY WHO RAISED ME LIKE PETER PAN...HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE B ED... LOTS WHEN THE HOUSE THE HOUSE APARTMENT BURNED DOWN BUT WHEN WE SAW HIS BLACK AND WHITE 3 FOOT THREE FOOT TAIL WE NEW WE KNEW HE WAS FROM AFRICA OR THE JUNGLE AND THEM THINGS GOT ALL SHARP TT TEETH FOR A SMILE...REDDI BOI HE TOOK OFF LIKE HE HAD SEEN A TWENTY FOOT PYTHON AND AFTER A MOMENTS HESITATION I WAS FULL SPEED RIGHT BEHIND HIM... AND I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM...ANYWAY THE QHOLF...WOLF KILLED THE PYTHON CUZ THE KIDS WERRE PLAYING IN THE JUMPS and losinG AND LOSING DIXIE'S DIXIE"S GLASSES SO AND THAEN I WENT TO GO FOUND THEM AND FOUND THE EVIDENCE OF THE GIANT SNAKE TRAIL RUNNING THROGH THE TRAIL TO THE JUMPS..NOT THE FIRST TIME WOLFEE GOT BETWEEN ME AN IS IDIOT LETTING THEIR SNAKE ESCAPE IT AQUARIUM WITH THW THE SCREEN AND BOULDER TO KEEP THEM IN THERE ALSO AS WOLF 3 THAT LIVED BY THE CRICK IN THE TUNNEL WHER WHERE HE HAD HIS WOLF PUPPIES AND HIS WIFE AT WOODCHASE BY PRINCE ERNST AUGUSTES"S MANSION BY SWAN LAKE. I THINK HIS BABY MOMMA WASD A DOG MAYBE WHO WAS STRAY...{the prince was gonna adopt one puppy and bring giant back of dog food...GIANT BAG GIANT BAG OF DOG FOOD FOR WOLFEE AND HIS WIFE AND PUPS^WOOLFEE^5:11 PM 3/26/2023SO ELTON JOHM ELTON JOHN HE HIS IS A DEAD RINGERV DEAD RINGER FOR DAVID FREERS HW HE HAD HIS CURLY HAIR,STOCKY BODY AND WHITE SKIN...WHITE SKIN...DAVID FREERS WAS ALWAYS MINI ME ELTON AN AND I JUST DIDN'T SE SEE IT BUT ELY ELTON WANTS TO PLAY DAVID FREERS IN THE MOVIE AND RIDE ON HEAVEN'S GATE'S PLATFORM....AWESOME AND I AM N MAKING HIM AN TIN MAN SUIT OUTTA GOLD PLEATHER LACED LIKE THE INDIANS WHO ARE NOW CALLED THE NATIVE AMERICANS...WITH MY DADDIO AND MY DADDIO O WANTS HIM TO KNOW ME AND THE QUEEN NEED HIM ON THE PLATFORM METEOR METERORITE...METEIORITEI GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A METERORITE AT SCHOOL {when i was 5 five}AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UPIN BED IN MY BUNKBED THANK GOD BUT IT WAS NIGHT...ALREADY IN MY BUNK BED AND STANDING OVER ME WITH MY DAD WAS THE DOCTOR WHO MADE A HOUSECALL ANDWAS WEARING A TRENCH COAT IN BLACK AND CARRYING A DARK DOCTOR'S BAG...THAT'S HOW I KNEW I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MY WISH OF BEING LIKE ON T.V. CUZ THEY THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE MAGIC BOX WERE ALWAYS GETTING THE DOCTOR TO MAKE A HOUSE CALL MY DAD JUST DIDN'T WANT TO JOSTLE ME OVER HILL AND DALE WHILE MY HEAD WAS DENTED FOREVER RIGHT WHERE I SALUTE AND I FEEL IT EVERY TIME I SALUTE...T.V. DOCTOR HOUSECALL FOR FOR LITTLE O MWE LITTLE OL' OLE ME,,,BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR....I REMEMBER BEING AT SCHOOL ON THE PLAYGROUND AT BERWYN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL..I REMEMBER I WAS SITTING ON THE MONKEY BARS AND SOME KID WAS {2 KIDS WERE} PLAYING BASEBALL..THROWING THE Ball back and forth aND I COULD SEE IT E WAS WHITE AND ROUND HAD ARC AND GRAVITY KEPT STOPPING IT AND MAKING IT FALL UNLIKE THE SPACE ROCK THAT JUST FLEW 5 FEET FIVR FIVE FEET IN THE AIR NO ARC NO NO FORCE OF GRAVITY ON IT NO ARC it came thru the yard next to the houses across the street sailed level the whole way thru the playground when i turn to tell the kid behind me over my shoulder that ,"santa claus is real 'and the meteor misses my eyes and hits me in my salutatorian head but i am not that much of a bookworm... IT HURT LIKE CRAZY BUT MY MOMMA GAVE ME TWO BABY ASPIRINS AFTER I GOT UP LATER BY THE DISHWASHER AND GAVE ME TWO ORANGE BABY ASPIRINS THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER...SOMEWHAT... THIS THING FLYING STRAIGHT FOTR STRAIGHT FOR ME WAS BLACK AND VW VERY EVENLY SHAPED LIKE A BLACK FLYING RECTANGLE THAT WASN'T EFFECTED BY GRAVITY BUT IT WELL THE KLAST THING I SAID WHEN THE KID ON THE MONKEY BARS WITH ME SAID SANTA WASN'T REAL I WAS 5 HECK I KNEW THAT BUT I INSISTED ON KEEPING IT FUN FOR THEM AND THEIR PARENTS FOR ONE OR TWO MORE YEARS...ANYWAY I TURNED MY HEAD TO SAY "SANTA IS REAL" AND THE METERORITE JUST JUST DENTED M Y SKULL NOT NOTBURN MY EYE OFF OFF LIKE THEY HAD INTED INTENDED... (WHEN I WAS STILL 5,SAINT ELMO"S FIRE WAS AT HOME BT THE TELEPHONE [POLE] WIRES AT THE BACKYARD OVER THE WIRE(S)...THAT CONNECTED TO THE HOUSE BY THE KITCHEN WINDOWTHAN LAND OM THEN LAND ON THE HOUSE AND GO KABOOM IN THRU THE ROOF AND IN THE ATTIC MY DAD CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENY FIRE DEPARTMENT AND TOLD ALL OF US TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ANNE WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE TO GET OUR CAT HANKY WHO RAISED ME LIKE PETER PAN...HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE B ED... LOTS WHEN THE HOUSE THE HOUSE APARTMENT BURNED DOWN BUT WHEN WE SAW HIS BLACK AND WHITE 3 FOOT THREE FOOT TAIL WE NEW WE KNEW HE WAS FROM AFRICA OR THE JUNGLE AND THEM THINGS GOT ALL SHARP TT TEETH FOR A SMILE...REDDI BOI HE TOOK OFF LIKE HE HAD SEEN A TWENTY FOOT PYTHON AND AFTER A MOMENTS HESITATION I WAS FULL SPEED RIGHT BEHIND HIM... AND I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM...ANYWAY THE QHOLF...WOLF KILLED THE PYTHON CUZ THE KIDS WERRE PLAYING IN THE JUMPS and losinG AND LOSING DIXIE'S DIXIE"S GLASSES SO AND THAEN I WENT TO GO FOUND THEM AND FOUND THE EVIDENCE OF THE GIANT SNAKE TRAIL RUNNING THROGH THE TRAIL TO THE JUMPS..NOT THE FIRST TIME WOLFEE GOT BETWEEN ME AN IS IDIOT LETTING THEIR SNAKE ESCAPE IT AQUARIUM WITH THW THE SCREEN AND BOULDER TO KEEP THEM IN THERE ALSO AS WOLF 3 THAT LIVED BY THE CRICK IN THE TUNNEL WHER WHERE HE HAD HIS WOLF PUPPIES AND HIS WIFE AT WOODCHASE BY PRINCE ERNST AUGUSTES"S MANSION BY SWAN LAKE. I THINK HIS BABY MOMMA WASD A DOG MAYBE WHO WAS STRAY...{the prince was gonna adopt one puppy and bring giant back of dog food...GIANT BAG GIANT BAG OF DOG FOOD FOR WOLFEE AND HIS WIFE AND PUPS^WOOLFEE^5:11 PM 3/26/2023SO ELTON JOHM ELTON JOHN HE HIS IS A DEAD RINGERV DEAD RINGER FOR DAVID FREERS HW HE HAD HIS CURLY HAIR,STOCKY BODY AND WHITE SKIN...WHITE SKIN...DAVID FREERS WAS ALWAYS MINI ME ELTON AN AND I JUST DIDN'T SE SEE IT BUT ELY ELTON WANTS TO PLAY DAVID FREERS IN THE MOVIE AND RIDE ON HEAVEN'S GATE'S PLATFORM....AWESOME AND I AM N MAKING HIM AN TIN MAN SUIT OUTTA GOLD PLEATHER LACED LIKE THE INDIANS WHO ARE NOW CALLED THE NATIVE AMERICANS...WITH MY DADDIO AND MY DADDIO O WANTS HIM TO KNOW ME AND THE QUEEN NEED HIM ON THE PLATFORM METEOR METERORITE...METEIORITEI GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A METERORITE AT SCHOOL {when i was 5 five}AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UPIN BED IN MY BUNKBED THANK GOD BUT IT WAS NIGHT...ALREADY IN MY BUNK BED AND STANDING OVER ME WITH MY DAD WAS THE DOCTOR WHO MADE A HOUSECALL ANDWAS WEARING A TRENCH COAT IN BLACK AND CARRYING A DARK DOCTOR'S BAG...THAT'S HOW I KNEW I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MY WISH OF BEING LIKE ON T.V. CUZ THEY THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE MAGIC BOX WERE ALWAYS GETTING THE DOCTOR TO MAKE A HOUSE CALL MY DAD JUST DIDN'T WANT TO JOSTLE ME OVER HILL AND DALE WHILE MY HEAD WAS DENTED FOREVER RIGHT WHERE I SALUTE AND I FEEL IT EVERY TIME I SALUTE...T.V. DOCTOR HOUSECALL FOR FOR LITTLE O MWE LITTLE OL' OLE ME,,,BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR....I REMEMBER BEING AT SCHOOL ON THE PLAYGROUND AT BERWYN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL..I REMEMBER I WAS SITTING ON THE MONKEY BARS AND SOME KID WAS {2 KIDS WERE} PLAYING BASEBALL..THROWING THE Ball back and forth aND I COULD SEE IT E WAS WHITE AND ROUND HAD ARC AND GRAVITY KEPT STOPPING IT AND MAKING IT FALL UNLIKE THE SPACE ROCK THAT JUST FLEW 5 FEET FIVR FIVE FEET IN THE AIR NO ARC NO NO FORCE OF GRAVITY ON IT NO ARC it came thru the yard next to the houses across the street sailed level the whole way thru the playground when i turn to tell the kid behind me over my shoulder that ,"santa claus is real 'and the meteor misses my eyes and hits me in my salutatorian head but i am not that much of a bookworm... IT HURT LIKE CRAZY BUT MY MOMMA GAVE ME TWO BABY ASPIRINS AFTER I GOT UP LATER BY THE DISHWASHER AND GAVE ME TWO ORANGE BABY ASPIRINS THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER...SOMEWHAT... THIS THING FLYING STRAIGHT FOTR STRAIGHT FOR ME WAS BLACK AND VW VERY EVENLY SHAPED LIKE A BLACK FLYING RECTANGLE THAT WASN'T EFFECTED BY GRAVITY BUT IT WELL THE KLAST THING I SAID WHEN THE KID ON THE MONKEY BARS WITH ME SAID SANTA WASN'T REAL I WAS 5 HECK I KNEW THAT BUT I INSISTED ON KEEPING IT FUN FOR THEM AND THEIR PARENTS FOR ONE OR TWO MORE YEARS...ANYWAY I TURNED MY HEAD TO SAY "SANTA IS REAL" AND THE METERORITE JUST JUST DENTED M Y SKULL NOT NOTBURN MY EYE OFF OFF LIKE THEY HAD INTED INTENDED... (WHEN I WAS STILL 5,SAINT ELMO"S FIRE WAS AT HOME BT THE TELEPHONE [POLE] WIRES AT THE BACKYARD OVER THE WIRE(S)...THAT CONNECTED TO THE HOUSE BY THE KITCHEN WINDOWTHAN LAND OM THEN LAND ON THE HOUSE AND GO KABOOM IN THRU THE ROOF AND IN THE ATTIC MY DAD CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENY FIRE DEPARTMENT AND TOLD ALL OF US TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ANNE WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE TO GET OUR CAT HANKY WHO RAISED ME LIKE PETER PAN...HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE B ED...

LOTS WHEN THE HOUSE THE HOUSE APARTMENT BURNED DOWN BUT WHEN WE SAW HIS BLACK AND WHITE 3 FOOT THREE FOOT TAIL WE NEW WE KNEW HE WAS FROM AFRICA OR THE JUNGLE AND THEM THINGS GOT ALL SHARP TT TEETH FOR A SMILE...REDDI BOI HE TOOK OFF LIKE HE HAD SEEN A TWENTY FOOT PYTHON AND AFTER A MOMENTS HESITATION I WAS FULL SPEED RIGHT BEHIND HIM... AND I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM...ANYWAY THE QHOLF...WOLF KILLED THE PYTHON CUZ THE KIDS WERRE PLAYING IN THE JUMPS and losinG AND LOSING DIXIE'S DIXIE"S GLASSES SO AND THAEN I WENT TO GO FOUND THEM AND FOUND THE EVIDENCE OF THE GIANT SNAKE TRAIL RUNNING THROGH THE TRAIL TO THE JUMPS..NOT THE FIRST TIME WOLFEE GOT BETWEEN ME AN IS IDIOT LETTING THEIR SNAKE ESCAPE IT AQUARIUM WITH THW THE SCREEN AND BOULDER TO KEEP THEM IN THERE ALSO AS WOLF 3 THAT LIVED BY THE CRICK IN THE TUNNEL WHER WHERE HE HAD HIS WOLF PUPPIES AND HIS WIFE AT WOODCHASE BY PRINCE ERNST AUGUSTES"S MANSION BY SWAN LAKE. I THINK HIS BABY MOMMA WASD A DOG MAYBE WHO WAS STRAY...{the prince was gonna adopt one puppy and bring giant back of dog food...GIANT BAG GIANT BAG OF DOG FOOD FOR WOLFEE AND HIS WIFE AND PUPS^WOOLFEE^5:11 PM 3/26/2023SO ELTON JOHM ELTON JOHN HE HIS IS A DEAD RINGERV DEAD RINGER FOR DAVID FREERS HW HE HAD HIS CURLY HAIR,STOCKY BODY AND WHITE SKIN...WHITE SKIN...DAVID FREERS WAS ALWAYS MINI ME ELTON AN AND I JUST DIDN'T SE SEE IT BUT ELY ELTON WANTS TO PLAY DAVID FREERS IN THE MOVIE AND RIDE ON HEAVEN'S GATE'S PLATFORM....AWESOME AND I AM N MAKING HIM AN TIN MAN SUIT OUTTA GOLD PLEATHER LACED LIKE THE INDIANS WHO ARE NOW CALLED THE NATIVE AMERICANS...WITH MY DADDIO AND MY DADDIO O WANTS HIM TO KNOW ME AND THE QUEEN NEED HIM ON THE PLATFORM METEOR METERORITE...METEIORITEI GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A METERORITE AT SCHOOL {when i was 5 five}AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UPIN BED IN MY BUNKBED THANK GOD BUT IT WAS NIGHT...ALREADY IN MY BUNK BED AND STANDING OVER ME WITH MY DAD WAS THE DOCTOR WHO MADE A HOUSECALL ANDWAS WEARING A TRENCH COAT IN BLACK AND CARRYING A DARK DOCTOR'S BAG...THAT'S HOW I KNEW I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MY WISH OF BEING LIKE ON T.V. CUZ THEY THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE MAGIC BOX WERE ALWAYS GETTING THE DOCTOR TO MAKE A HOUSE CALL MY DAD JUST DIDN'T WANT TO JOSTLE ME OVER HILL AND DALE WHILE MY HEAD WAS DENTED FOREVER RIGHT WHERE I SALUTE AND I FEEL IT EVERY TIME I SALUTE...T.V. DOCTOR HOUSECALL FOR FOR LITTLE O MWE LITTLE OL' OLE ME,,,BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR....I REMEMBER BEING AT SCHOOL ON THE PLAYGROUND AT BERWYN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL..I REMEMBER I WAS SITTING ON THE MONKEY BARS AND SOME KID WAS {2 KIDS WERE} PLAYING BASEBALL..THROWING THE Ball back and forth aND I COULD SEE IT E WAS WHITE AND ROUND HAD ARC AND GRAVITY KEPT STOPPING IT AND MAKING IT FALL UNLIKE THE SPACE ROCK THAT JUST FLEW 5 FEET FIVR FIVE FEET IN THE AIR NO ARC NO NO FORCE OF GRAVITY ON IT NO ARC it came thru the yard next to the houses across the street sailed level the whole way thru the playground when i turn to tell the kid behind me over my shoulder that ,"santa claus is real 'and the meteor misses my eyes and hits me in my salutatorian head but i am not that much of a bookworm... IT HURT LIKE CRAZY BUT MY MOMMA GAVE ME TWO BABY ASPIRINS AFTER I GOT UP LATER BY THE DISHWASHER AND GAVE ME TWO ORANGE BABY ASPIRINS THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER...SOMEWHAT... THIS THING FLYING STRAIGHT FOTR STRAIGHT FOR ME WAS BLACK AND VW VERY EVENLY SHAPED LIKE A BLACK FLYING RECTANGLE THAT WASN'T EFFECTED BY GRAVITY BUT IT WELL THE KLAST THING I SAID WHEN THE KID ON THE MONKEY BARS WITH ME SAID SANTA WASN'T REAL I WAS 5 HECK I KNEW THAT BUT I INSISTED ON KEEPING IT FUN FOR THEM AND THEIR PARENTS FOR ONE OR TWO MORE YEARS...ANYWAY I TURNED MY HEAD TO SAY "SANTA IS REAL" AND THE METERORITE JUST JUST DENTED M Y SKULL NOT NOTBURN MY EYE OFF OFF LIKE THEY HAD INTED INTENDED... (WHEN I WAS STILL 5,SAINT ELMO"S FIRE WAS AT HOME BT THE TELEPHONE [POLE] WIRES AT THE BACKYARD OVER THE WIRE(S)...THAT CONNECTED TO THE HOUSE BY THE KITCHEN WINDOWTHAN LAND OM THEN LAND ON THE HOUSE AND GO KABOOM IN THRU THE ROOF AND IN THE ATTIC MY DAD CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENY FIRE DEPARTMENT AND TOLD ALL OF US TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ANNE WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE TO GET OUR CAT HANKY WHO RAISED ME LIKE PETER PAN...HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE B ED... LOTS WHEN THE HOUSE THE HOUSE APARTMENT BURNED DOWN BUT WHEN WE SAW HIS BLACK AND WHITE 3 FOOT THREE FOOT TAIL WE NEW WE KNEW HE WAS FROM AFRICA OR THE JUNGLE AND THEM THINGS GOT ALL SHARP TT TEETH FOR A SMILE...REDDI BOI HE TOOK OFF LIKE HE HAD SEEN A TWENTY FOOT PYTHON AND AFTER A MOMENTS HESITATION I WAS FULL SPEED RIGHT BEHIND HIM... AND I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM...ANYWAY THE QHOLF...WOLF KILLED THE PYTHON CUZ THE KIDS WERRE PLAYING IN THE JUMPS and losinG AND LOSING DIXIE'S DIXIE"S GLASSES SO AND THAEN I WENT TO GO FOUND THEM AND FOUND THE EVIDENCE OF THE GIANT SNAKE TRAIL RUNNING THROGH THE TRAIL TO THE JUMPS..NOT THE FIRST TIME WOLFEE GOT BETWEEN ME AN IS IDIOT LETTING THEIR SNAKE ESCAPE IT AQUARIUM WITH THW THE SCREEN AND BOULDER TO KEEP THEM IN THERE ALSO AS WOLF 3 THAT LIVED BY THE CRICK IN THE TUNNEL WHER WHERE HE HAD HIS WOLF PUPPIES AND HIS WIFE AT WOODCHASE BY PRINCE ERNST AUGUSTES"S MANSION BY SWAN LAKE. I THINK HIS BABY MOMMA WASD A DOG MAYBE WHO WAS STRAY...{the prince was gonna adopt one puppy and bring giant back of dog food...GIANT BAG GIANT BAG OF DOG FOOD FOR WOLFEE AND HIS WIFE AND PUPS^WOOLFEE^5:11 PM 3/26/2023SO ELTON JOHM ELTON JOHN HE HIS IS A DEAD RINGERV DEAD RINGER FOR DAVID FREERS HW HE HAD HIS CURLY HAIR,STOCKY BODY AND WHITE SKIN...WHITE SKIN...DAVID FREERS WAS ALWAYS MINI ME ELTON AN AND I JUST DIDN'T SE SEE IT BUT ELY ELTON WANTS TO PLAY DAVID FREERS IN THE MOVIE AND RIDE ON HEAVEN'S GATE'S PLATFORM....AWESOME AND I AM N MAKING HIM AN TIN MAN SUIT OUTTA GOLD PLEATHER LACED LIKE THE INDIANS WHO ARE NOW CALLED THE NATIVE AMERICANS...WITH MY DADDIO AND MY DADDIO O WANTS HIM TO KNOW ME AND THE QUEEN NEED HIM ON THE PLATFORM METEOR METERORITE...METEIORITEI GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A METERORITE AT SCHOOL {when i was 5 five}AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UPIN BED IN MY BUNKBED THANK GOD BUT IT WAS NIGHT...ALREADY IN MY BUNK BED AND STANDING OVER ME WITH MY DAD WAS THE DOCTOR WHO MADE A HOUSECALL ANDWAS WEARING A TRENCH COAT IN BLACK AND CARRYING A DARK DOCTOR'S BAG...THAT'S HOW I KNEW I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MY WISH OF BEING LIKE ON T.V. CUZ THEY THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE MAGIC BOX WERE ALWAYS GETTING THE DOCTOR TO MAKE A HOUSE CALL MY DAD JUST DIDN'T WANT TO JOSTLE ME OVER HILL AND DALE WHILE MY HEAD WAS DENTED FOREVER RIGHT WHERE I SALUTE AND I FEEL IT EVERY TIME I SALUTE...T.V. DOCTOR HOUSECALL FOR FOR LITTLE O MWE LITTLE OL' OLE ME,,,BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR....I REMEMBER BEING AT SCHOOL ON THE PLAYGROUND AT BERWYN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL..I REMEMBER I WAS SITTING ON THE MONKEY BARS AND SOME KID WAS {2 KIDS WERE} PLAYING BASEBALL..THROWING THE Ball back and forth aND I COULD SEE IT E WAS WHITE AND ROUND HAD ARC AND GRAVITY KEPT STOPPING IT AND MAKING IT FALL UNLIKE THE SPACE ROCK THAT JUST FLEW 5 FEET FIVR FIVE FEET IN THE AIR NO ARC NO NO FORCE OF GRAVITY ON IT NO ARC it came thru the yard next to the houses across the street sailed level the whole way thru the playground when i turn to tell the kid behind me over my shoulder that ,"santa claus is real 'and the meteor misses my eyes and hits me in my salutatorian head but i am not that much of a bookworm... IT HURT LIKE CRAZY BUT MY MOMMA GAVE ME TWO BABY ASPIRINS AFTER I GOT UP LATER BY THE DISHWASHER AND GAVE ME TWO ORANGE BABY ASPIRINS THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER...SOMEWHAT... THIS THING FLYING STRAIGHT FOTR STRAIGHT FOR ME WAS BLACK AND VW VERY EVENLY SHAPED LIKE A BLACK FLYING RECTANGLE THAT WASN'T EFFECTED BY GRAVITY BUT IT WELL THE KLAST THING I SAID WHEN THE KID ON THE MONKEY BARS WITH ME SAID SANTA WASN'T REAL I WAS 5 HECK I KNEW THAT BUT I INSISTED ON KEEPING IT FUN FOR THEM AND THEIR PARENTS FOR ONE OR TWO MORE YEARS...ANYWAY I TURNED MY HEAD TO SAY "SANTA IS REAL" AND THE METERORITE JUST JUST DENTED M Y SKULL NOT NOTBURN MY EYE OFF OFF LIKE THEY HAD INTED INTENDED... (WHEN I WAS STILL 5,SAINT ELMO"S FIRE WAS AT HOME BT THE TELEPHONE [POLE] WIRES AT THE BACKYARD OVER THE WIRE(S)...THAT CONNECTED TO THE HOUSE BY THE KITCHEN WINDOWTHAN LAND OM THEN LAND ON THE HOUSE AND GO KABOOM IN THRU THE ROOF AND IN THE ATTIC MY DAD CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENY FIRE DEPARTMENT AND TOLD ALL OF US TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ANNE WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE TO GET OUR CAT HANKY WHO RAISED ME LIKE PETER PAN...HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE B ED... WE ALL SHIPPED OUT TO ALL THE NEIGHBORS 1 OR 2 AR AT A TIME THEN MY MOTHER WAS IRONING IN THE BASEMENT AND TELLING ME IF SHE GETS THE IRONING DONE WE CAN GO TO A HOTEL,,,KIWAS I WAS LIKE HURRY UP AND IRON CUZ THE WORKMEN WERE ALREADY FIXING THE ROOF ANFD AND ATTIC AND WE GOT A RED RUGactually it's called the red carpet baby the royal treatment the unsinkable molly brown and mostly the petite prince FOR THE LKIV ING ROOM BECAUSE OF THE SMOKE DAMAGE AND I WAS LIKR LIKE "THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN"WITH DEBBIE REYNOLDS she had red colored wall-paper for her house in california { IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN COLORADO}that her husband made her LIKE THE ROYAL CARPET AT THE QUEEN'S CASTLE...SAINT ELMOS FIRE LOOKED LIKE A {oer the over the} KITCHEM WIRE "BURNING VOLLEYBS VOLLEYBALLMELTING AS IT FLEW OVW OVER THE PINE TREE AND LILAC BUSH MY MOM BENT ON OVER TO PICK UP JEFF'S TUMPET trumpet AND SAID THANK GOD FOR THAT...but i was staring out the windiow the window wondering why she was thanking god i assumed it was because like the saying goes ignorance is bliss {_{IGNORANCE IS BLLISS_}{SHE WAS "BURYING HER HEAD IN THE SAND LIKE AN OSTRICH" IS WHAT MY DAD USED TO SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER} THEN THE BURNIN G VOLLEY BALL LOOKING THING HIT THE ROOF INTO THE ATTIC WITH A LOUD KABOOM AND PLASTER FELL. OFF THE CEILING IN FIVE SPOTS LIKE AS IF HIT BY A HQMMER HAMMER HIT BY A HAMMER..{five times fast say that five times fast}I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT MY SISTYER OR MY SISTER WAS SATANIC AND THAT ALL THE LYING PUT THE HELL'S FIRE VENGEANCE ON THE HOUSE...MY DAD SOON KICKED ALL THE TEENAGERS OUT OF THE HOUSESOME TO COLLEGE SOME TO GRAMPA'S...THEN COLLEGE THEN DRAFTED INTO THE ARMY WHEN I WOULD ALWAYS PRAY FOR HIM AND HIS ARMY BUDDIES FELLOW ARMY MEN007 I MADE UP THE SECOND VERSE FOR THJE SONG WE USED TO PLAY ARMY"LIAR...LIAR...PANTS ON FIRECAN'T FIT UNDER THE KITCHEN WIRE007 THE NEIGHBOR KID TIM JONES MADE UP THE SONG I MEAN SAYING"HIT THE DECK RATTER BEACH", HE'D SAY AND THEN DIVE ACROSS THE GRASS SO HE WAS LANDING ON THE SHADE BY THE HEDGES "HE WAS A TOUGH AND LANKY KID I SAIS,"WHERE'S RATTER BEACH" hear Micheal jackson singing "ben" again...?AND HE SMILES AND SAID RATHER BEACH DON'T HIT THE HARD DECK WHEN YOU CAN LAND ON SOFT SAND I GUESS...PLUS WHEN WE PLAYED ARMY WITH GI JOES AND A3 STORY BARBIE'S PLAYHOUSE SIZE FORT MADE OF TWO BY FOURS AND A {tin roof like the cathouse in pinkthat was hanky and joe boy's cat house,,,that grampa made for the cats with a tin roof {HE'S GRAMPA ARTHUR RIGGE BEEN HOLDING ME UP LIKE THE BRANCH OF THE DIVIDEAN. STILL EVEN THOUGH SEBASTIAN SAYS THE FREE MASONS ARE DEVIOUS I READ THEIR MATERIAL AND FOUND OUT THEY WANT TO REBUILD SOLOMON'S TEMPLE,TOO JUST LIKE ME I ALREADY DREW THE PILLAR WITH A CHERUBIM AND ACORN I MEAN O PINE CONE AND SCROLL DECORATION THAT WAS IN TRACING PAPER AND THE ARC DE TRIUMPH OF A CATHEDRAL CEILING THAT I WANTED TURNED UP IN THE TRACING PAPER zAAAAAAFTER I TOLD THIS GUY AT WORK...HERE'S THE FIRST LINE ON THE FREEMASON'S OFFICIAL WEBSITE...JUST LIKE I THOUGHT THE FATHERHOOD OF GOD Freemasonry is one of the oldest fraternal organizations in the world. It unites men of good character who, though of different religious, ethnic or social backgrounds, share a belief in the fatherhood of God and the brotherhood of mankind hence the tennesee ernie ford i mean tennessee williams "cat on a hot tin roof" with paul newman great roman catholic and family man and elizabeth taylor one of my favorite actresses and stars} TIN ROOF ...TJH THEN MALIBU BARBIE WAS M Y HOT LIPS from mash FROM M*A*S*H... [I LOVE HAWKEYE ALAN ALDA...WHO WAS IN THE FOUR SEASONS "THE FOUR SEASONS" WITH CAROL BURNETT} CUZ I BEGGED THEM TO PLAY EVEN THOUGH I HAD TO FIND BARBIE THE RIGHT OUTFIT...I TOLD THEM THEY NEEDED A NURSE AND MALIBU BARBIE I DRESSED HER IN CHARTRUESE BELL POLYESTER PANTs AND A LITGHT AND A LIGHT GREEN JACKET WITH LITTLE PINK ROSEBUDS AND LACE COLLAR S AND CUFFS...AND THEY LET ME PLAYPETER PANREMEMBER THE CATNAMED HANK WOULDN'T LET ME LEAVE THE YARD BUT EWOULD SHOW ME THE SYCAMORE TREE AND WHERE OUR SIDEWALK STOPPED andAND LET ME SING AND FOLLOW HIM DOWN THE SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSE SINGING TOMMY SHONDELL'S"my"MY BABY DOES THE HANKY PANKY...MY BABY DOES THE HANKY PANKY MY BABY DOES THE HANKY PANKY LIKE BATMAN THEME FROM THE ORIGINAL "BATMAN SERIES WITH ADAM WEST..I JUST KNEW THAT ONE PART WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND SINGING BY MYSELF...THE REST OF THE SONG HE SINGS GOES SOMETHJING LIKE:"I SAW HER WALKIN ON DOWN THE LINEA PRETTY LITTLE GIRL CAN I MAKE YOU MINEI NEVER SAW HER NEVER, NEVER Saw her ding dong dangduh dut duh dut duh ...MY CAT HANKY WHO LOOKED LIKE A BOBCAT WITH A SIBERIAN CAT TAIL SILVER AND BLACK RING TAIL WOULDthen run in the evanoff;s nexty door neighbor's shrubs and bushes like to tell me not to follow him cuz i might get lost since all the houses on our subdivision li lookr looked r exactly alike red brick WITH THE SAME PICTURE WINDOW ,BEDROOM WINDOW AND BATHROOM WINDOW IN BETWEEN BEHIND THE BLOSSOMING CHERRY TREEWE HAD A BUNCH OF FLOWERS...I FEEL LIKE I AM THE PETITE PRINCE but we hs but we had baby pink trim and PINK scroll shapes on the trellis on the front porch and hanky was the nana role of the peyter pan PETER PAN role where the dog picks up the blocks and watches the kids wendy and her two bvroth brothersMORE ABOUT THAT FIRST ANOTHER SONG WE MADE UP ME , MY BBROTHER AND THE NEIGHBOR KID TIM JONES WE ALL WOULD WRITE A VERSE AT A TIME OF JOKESPERSUFFOCATION...{THAT'S HOW TIMMY WOULD SAY PURRSUFOCATION...FOR SUFFOCATION}I AM WRITING IT PURR FOR TED NUGENT CLASIMS HE GOT IT FROM SOMEWHERE...MORE ON THAT LATER...IT'S ABOUT A PLASTIC BAG SAYING KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN ONE DAY PURR-SUFFOCATION... TIM JONES'S LINETHAT'S THE GAME WE LIKE TO PLAY LARRY'S LINEOVER THE HEAD, GO TO BED, WAKE UP DEAD WEEEEE PERSUFFOCATIONMOLLY'S ME MY LINES...RIGHT......PURR-SUFFOCATIONEVERYBODY... G ted nugentTED NUGENTSO NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT TED SAID ABOUT "CAT SCRATCH FEVER"HE'S SAYING "I TOL YOU SO TO MT"TED NUGENT IS SAYING ,"I TOLD YOU SO YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE ME"...TO MY SISTER'S TOLD THEM SO WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOWPURR-SUFFOCATIONPURR-SUFFOCATIONTHAT'S THE GAME WE LIKE TO PLAYFIRST YOU TAKE A PLASTIC BAGOVER THE HEAD GO TO BEDWAKE UP DEADWEEEEEPERSUFFOCATIONSO WE ALL SANG THE TITLE AND FIRST LINE OF PURR-SUFFOCATION;;;THAT'S THE GAME WE LIKE TO PLAY...THEN LARRY SAID FIRST YOU TAKE A PLASTIC BAGOVER THE HEAD MUST OF BEEN TIMMY'S LINETHEN LARRY SAID GO TO BEDTHEN I SAID WAKE UP DEAD AND "WEEEEE"ALL SAID "PURR-SUFFOCATIONSO CAN YOU SEE HOW MANT YEARS LATER I COULD EASILY DESIGN THE PORTA POTTY PONCHO ....I DID NOT SLEEP WITH ANY OF THOSE MEN...RICHARD NIXONRICHARD NIXON HE FLEW UP TO ME IN SPIRIT WHEN I WAS AT BERWYN ELEMENTARY ON MY DAY OFF IN MY BERWYN BOBCATS NAVY BLUE SCHOOL SWEATSHIRT...AND BLUE JEANS WITH THE BELLS...I WAS SO PROUD JUST LIKE THE ALLMAN BROTHERS SONG. "ALABAMA...SWEET HOME, ALABAMA NOW WATERGATE DOES NOT BOTHER ME DOES YOUR CONCIOUS BOTHER YOU...TELL THE TRUTH "MY CAT HANKY WAS A STAR ON MY SWEATSHIRT....I MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN 5TH GRADE BUT I WAS STILL THE SIZE OF A 5 YEAR OLD...I WAS THE SIZE OF A 3 YEAR OLD IF YOU'RE 1 AND A 1/2 YEARS OLD WHEN I WAS 5 AND IT TOOK FOREVER FOR ME TO JUST SEE WHAT WAS ON THE COUNTER IN THE BATHROOM....nursery rym rhymes piture in tripleckiktNURSERY RHYMES AND MOTHER GOOSESO MY SISTER'S aND PARENTS GOT THE NURSERY RHYME BOOK OUT AND IT WAS BACK TO MOTHER GOOSE FOR ME...THEY WOULD SHOW ME THE PICTURES OF OLE KING COLE ,HUMPTY DUMPTY, LITTLE MISS MUFFETT...AND I WOULD HEAR ABOUT "THE COW THAT JUMPED OVER THE MOON"...HEY, DIDDLE-DIDDLETHE CAT AND THE FIDDLETHE COW JUMPED OER THE MOONTHE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED TO SEE SUCH SPORTAND THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOONYEA YEAH...NOW THEN BACK TO THE FAIRY TALES A COW COULD NOT JUMP MORE THAN 2 TO 4 INCHES AND WAS TOO HEAVY EVEN IF IT RAISED ALL 4 HOOFS IT WAS STILL NOT MORE THAN 2 TO 4 INCHES I ALWAYS PICTURED A COW TRYING TO JUMP ...THEN THE PICTURE IN MOTHER GOOSE SHOWED A COW JUST SAILING IN AN ARC OVER THE MOON THEN WE WENT TO THE MOON AND ORBITED IT FIRST AND SENT A MONKEY IN A SPACE CAPSULE TO ORBIT THE MOON LIKE A CRASH TEST DUMMY... AND IN THE 70'S WE WERE ON OUR WAY UP NORTH WHEN WE STOPPED AND BOUGHT A BLACK AND WHITE PORTABLE PIRT POTABLE T.V. TO WATCH THE SPACE LANDING OF THE U S OF A ON THE MOON...DUH DUH...HOW DID THEY HAVE CELL PHONE SERVICE THAT'S WHAT THE DISH ID IS FOR AND THE SPOON CAN BE THE ANTENNAE AND THE LITTLE DOG DIDN'T GET TO GO TO SPAE to SPACE IF ANYTHING IT WAS A MONKEY...FIRST THEHY SENT A MONKEY TO SPace and i n AND I BECAMW AND I BECAME CURIOUS GEORGE AND ALL THINGS MONKEY W EXCEPT THEIR FUR...{DR. JANE GOODALL TOO}...I STARTED IMITATING THE MO NKEYS "THE MONKEES"WITH DAVY JONES PETER NESBETH, MICKEY DOLAN AND PETER WAS A BAND AND THEY HAD A SHOW DAVY JONES WAS AN OFFICIAL EMMEBESSARIE OF THE QUEEN THAT WERE FREQUENTING THE T. V. TELEVISION...SO IF A MONKEY COULD DO IT SO COULD I AND I STARTED CRAW;LING UP THE LDDER LADDER THE LORD HAD MERCIFULLY PUT ON THE FLOOR SO I COULD BE A CAREER GIRL EVEN WHEN I WAS A BABY AS I LIKE TO SAY...<"I WAS A CAREER GIRL EVEN WHEN I WAS A BABY">I COULD PATT PAT MY HEAD WITH MY ELBOW ON MY HEAD..SCREECH AND SSY SAY EEK EEK EEK,,YOU KNOW EVERYTHING BUT RIDE BIKES AND I DID THAT TOO BUT NOT WELL.ONE DAY I REMEMBER I WAS STILL IN MY PLAYPEN AND MY DAD WAS IN THE KITCHEN WITH MY MOM TELLING MY TEENAGE BROTHER AND SISTER'S WHO HAD JUST WALKED IN THAT DARWIN DIDN'T EXIST BECUSE WE WERE NOT DESCENDED FROM MONKEYS MY BROTHER AND SISTER SAID THEY BELIEVED IN DARWIN AND THERE I WAS IN MY WOODEN SLATED PLAYPEN PATTING MY HEAD HANGINGING ON THE RAIL AND CHIRPING LIKE A MONKEY AND THE REST ID IS HISTORY ...THEY TOOK MY PICTURE THAT DAY AND MY HAIR WAS STANDING ALL ON END FROM STATIC ELECTRICKITY...AND MY PLAYPEN LOOKED LIKE A CAGE2:49 AM 3/31/2023i remember that year when i got hit by what apparently the asians did not have technology to drive into my head with a remote control BUT THAT CHRISTMAS THEY MADE THE MOVIE WITH PUPPETS ABOUT THE RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER..FROM HANNA- BARBERA OR FAMILY FESTIVAL OF FILMSRUDOLPH GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK OR THE ABOMBINABLE OR SOMETHING AND THERE WAS A CHARLIE IN THE BOX AND I GOT A JACK IN THE BOX AND I LEARNED TO LOVE THE SEWN DOLLY AND I GOT A WHOLE TOY KITCHEN IN MERCURY BLUE LIKE ONE OF OUR CARS AT THE TIME...THE KITCHEN WAS MY SIZE WITH FRIDGE STOVE AND REAL WORKING FAYUCET THAT YOU WOULD FILL WITH WATER AND DRAINED INTO A COFFEE CAN IN UNDER THE SINK...PLUS I GOT TWO SUZY HOMEMAKER VANITIES ONE WITH A LOCKING DOOR...N