User:Dodge Story/mansion
Welcome to Thunderhead Manor
[edit]The top-residence for Wikinews Editors! Rooms are full-furnished, with room service available. Even the toilets have wireless LAN! This 2 acre establishment was constructed by the Wikimedia Cabal for Wikinews administrators, however we have recently added rooms for non-administrators. Please contact the landlord for more details on this offer.
Thunderhead Manor has a spectacular 18-hole golf course, an olympic-sized pool, and a fitness center, all available by membership, which is currently available for free. We also have meals nightly in the Master Dining Room. Cabal Meetings are held nightly in the Master Dining Room.
Our cooks have worked in five-star restaurants for at least 12 years, and our cleaning and room service staff are well experienced. We also have a resident councillor, and other amenities including pools, and tennis courts.