Wikinews:Acceptable Abuse Policy
This is a joke. If you don't get it, please cultivate your sense of humour.
| This is a joke. If you don't get it, please cultivate your sense of humour.
Wikinews recommends grow-some liquid fertilizer, and education, education, education.
Wikinews operates a clearly delineated Acceptable Abuse Policy. The terms of this are laid out below. Wikinewsies in good-standing are requested to add appropriate clauses as they see fit.
If you are the butt of one of these jokes, pick yourself up off the floor, watch a couple of episodes of Drop the Dead Donkey, and buy a teddy bear.
As if this policy would have a purpose?
- "Medieval torture implements may be used in circumstances outwith normal news-gathering activities."