Hello. I am Colonel Battaleaxe (also known as Colonel Sanders on other wikis). I am very much interested in news and current affairs and decided to start contributing here. I may be a bit slow writing things at first as I am reading and learning policy and whatnot.
My Existence at Other Wikis 
For those interested, I contribute to other wikis including Simple English Wikipedia and several wikis not part of the Wikimedia Foundation including Illogicopedia and RationalWiki.
- My userpage at Illogicopedia, where I presumably edit the most
- I am semiactive at RationalWiki. Wrote a few pieces as of far
- I also contribute at Simple Wikipedia Fairly active and several substantial contributions
- I also have an account at Knowino, but have hardly been there as of far.
- I Also I have an account at MarioWiki but haven't really been active there either I plan on it soon though..
I also had a brief experience at Uncyclopedia but no longer edit there.