Wikinews:Acceptable Abuse Policy
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Introduction[edit]
Wikinews operates a clearly delineated Acceptable Abuse Policy. The terms of this are laid out below. Wikinewsies in good-standing are requested to add appropriate clauses as they see fit.
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Purpose[edit]
As if this policy would have a purpose?
Clauses[edit]
Primary clauses[edit]
Secondary clauses[edit]
Tertiary clauses[edit]
- 3A
- "Medieval torture implements may be used in circumstances outwith normal news-gathering activities."
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* Peter|Lappy sleeps in the corner of the chan DiegoGrez kicks Peter|Lappy <Peter|Lappy> Owwie! <...> <Peter|Lappy> brianmc, DiegoGrez hurt me :( <Peter|Lappy> Give him a time out! * brianmc leafs through the torture implements catalogue.... <brianmc> Sorry, nothing here listed as "immediate delivery" Buuuut, I did snarf some pilliwinks on my last visit to the Edinburgh Dungeons. * brianmc watches DiegoGrez try to type with four fingers in clamps <DiegoGrez> o noes <Peter|Lappy> :O DiegoGrez, you can not sue wikinews for damages <Peter|Lappy> It is mentioned in the ToS that you wave the right to sue Wikinews in the event brianmc inflicts bodily harm <brianmc> :P Er, that's the "Acceptable Abuse Policy" Clause 3A: Pilliwinks. |
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