Talk:Turkey found buried alive in an Austin, Texas yard
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[edit]Sean McIntire is my friend and he found the turkey yesterday, I went to his house and followed him to the vet to get this unusuual story...
Conversation with sean after the incident, on the phone:
- Sean:- Hey, guess what, I just found a f*cking turkey buried in the ground
- Me:- A f*cking, like, a butterball turkey?
- Sean:- No, A live turkey
- Me:- What the f*ck
- Sean:- Wanna come over and see this sh*t?
- Me:- Yeah I will in a couple of hours when I finish dinner.
-Upon Arrival, standing in the front yard with sean and his dad:
- Mr Mcintire:- And he was right here, in this hole
- me:- did you find out who did it?
- Mr Mcintire:- never
- Sean:- were gonna go to the vet tonight, so if you wanna stay over, youve gotta find somewhere to be
- Me:- nah, im gonna write on this
- Sean:- what? ok... so you wanna go?
- Me:- yes
At the vet's:
- Rogers:- This turkey is dying
- Me:- So, what caused the death
- Rogers:- This trukey starved to death... The turkey must have been alive in the ground for at least 2 days, it takes at least that long for a turkey to -starve to death
- Me:- so who could have done this?
- Rogers:- The turkey is only 13 pounds, so pretty much anyone with a shovel
(These unsigned reporting notes were made by Paco The Immigrant)
What a riot!
[edit]This is great! --Chiacomo (talk) 00:03, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
- I'm glad that you think animal cruelty is "great". Lankiveil 00:57, 26 November 2005 (UTC).
- Yeah, the article's good too. —MESSEDROCKER (talk) 00:59, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
- I'm sure he meant the article. Always good to see original reporting. - Apollyon 22:41, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
- I still think my fire story is better. Because it has pictures... and fire... fire good. ;) But really, good story.. I didn't acutally quote people. --TUFKAAP 00:04, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
I think small little strange stories like this is Wikinews at its best. Bawolff ☺☻ 00:36, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
Other comments
[edit]- You and your friend seem to swear an awful lot, young man! Lankiveil 00:57, 26 November 2005 (UTC).
- At least he reported the unadultered version. —MESSEDROCKER (talk) 00:59, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
- He only said "f*ck" twice... --TUFKAAP 00:01, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
- At least he reported the unadultered version. —MESSEDROCKER (talk) 00:59, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
Stupid
[edit]Sorry I read that -Edbrown05 02:31, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
hmm
[edit]I dont really know what to say but, is this a good article?International 19:19, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
- Now I see, wackynews, that explain it.International 19:23, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
Well i would not be surpriesd if shawn did this (it happens you know)