User:Lofi Gurl
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My life has recently fallen apart. Worse than ever before. I don't know when things will get better. The future looks bleak.
I am very proud of my accomplishments here, but truthfully I am too scatterbrained at the moment to see things through to completion, so I figured I would need to be honest with myself.
I can only revise drafts at the moment. Thank you for understanding.
Some of my favorite stories that I've done (newest first)
[edit]- Stunt performer set ablaze for cover artwork of Pink Floyd album dies aged 88
- Several people hospitalized after thousands of hotdogs spill following collision on interstate in Pennsylvania
- Official White House social media accounts repost AI image of US President Donald Trump dressed like Pope
- Former guitarist of pioneering death metal band Possessed dies in shootout with San Francisco police
- Child defaces abstract painting by Mark Rothko worth tens of millions on display in Dutch museum
- Los Angeles Police release body cam footage of armed standoff between officers and wife of Weezer bassist
- Streaming platform Twitch bans rapper Kanye West seven minutes into first stream for performing "Nazi salute"
- Lion mauls, kills teenage girl in Kenya
- Police recover remains of man killed in first fatal shark attack in history of Israel
- Several suspects dead in South Africa after shootout results in the rescue of abducted US pastor
- Horse found dead along busy street in Atlanta, Georgia ten days after being bought at auction
- Air ambulance crashes into infrastructure in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania while transporting pediatric patient, no survivors