Why do you think ABC News yanked the investigation?

Flyi9ng Spaghettie Monsta

Yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a fascinating topic, perhaps equally intriguing is the invisible Pink Unicorn; it's really neat to substitute one of those two terms in for your various preferred deity(s) into everyday conversation and see what happens.

Both their names are terribly long. It is so hard to insert them into the "Lord's Prayer" without people taking notice.

Category:Discordianism

Hey, good point Pi zero (talk · contribs), we could use more articles on Wikinews on the topic of Discordianism. ;)