Comments:Judge orders Paris Hilton to return to jail

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars

Lock her up with some nice real criminals, the "medical condition" is probably cognitive dissonance that someone as privileged as this spoilt brat can end up locked in jail. --Brian McNeil / ^talk 11:11, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Medical condition, my foot. If you don't like the prison food, tough. If you don't like the cell, tough. If you don't like the guards, tough. You do the crime, you do the time. Just because you are a celebrity doesn't mean you should be exempt from the law. 76.190.233.231 14:45, 8 June 2007 (UTC) (Nwwaew on Wikipedia)

Thanks for using our comments page! Did you find us from the link on Wikipedia? --Brian McNeil / ^talk 14:56, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Yep! 76.190.233.231 20:44, 8 June 2007 (UTC) (Nwwaew on Wikipedia)

Lock up the people who think this is a noteworthy story. Way to give credence to the no talent fuckwit blueblood.

Somehow I don't think this is giving her "credence". Notoriety as a useless idiot, yes. --Brian McNeil / ^talk 14:57, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

I find this story noteworthy because it's the latest example of "celebrity justice." That is to say, the more fame you have, the less likely you'll end up in jail. The judge here has an opportunity to send a strong message; that NO ONE is above the law. 63.89.83.220 17:47, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

I think it's less about fame and more about being spoiled and rich.--209.214.33.48 10:20, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I hate this person so much. Both as a person and as a singer. As for drink-drivers, once is OK if you're really that naive to think you were OK. Twice is unnaceptable. She deserves every second of that jail sentance. And not even turning up to court... Hopefuly she'll serve even more time for that. Blood Red Sandman ^{(Talk) (Contribs)} 16:48, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Not showing up for a court date that you are reqiored to do so is breaking the law and that judge needs to hold Hilton in contempt. Maybe even obstruction of justice too. DragonFire1024 17:58, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

According to the AP report she's being banged up for the full sentence. Can Wikinews give this judge an award? --Brian McNeil / ^talk 20:13, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

They deserve it. 76.190.233.231 20:44, 8 June 2007 (UTC) (Nwwaew on Wikipedia)

I don't know what is more embarassing for Americans...

Bush's actions at the G8 or the way Paris Hilton gets VIP-justice. --Steven Fruitsmaak (Reply) 17:58, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Well they seem to have undone Paris' special treatment (for now at least). What did Bush do that was embarrasing at the G8? Was it when he said "Bono for President!" or when he caught a stomach virus? --SVTCobra 21:06, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Bush senior went to a dinner in Japan - as mentioned in the story. Consider how ill he must have been to throw up on the Japanese PM and pass out. George junior wimped out real easy. Perhaps it had something to do with the beer he was spotted drinking. --Brian McNeil / ^talk 21:46, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, alcohol-free beer in Holland??? --Steven Fruitsmaak (Reply) 11:19, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Wasn't he in Germany?? DragonFire1024 18:17, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, my mistake. Anyway, to SVTcobra: Bush didn't exactly help Africa or global warming in Heiligendamm... --Steven Fruitsmaak (Reply) 20:05, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

And I suppose the other leaders did? --SVTCobra 09:13, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

let paris go she is not a real criminal

Of course she's not a real criminal, she's just living proof that no amount of money can buy intelligence. She got a DUI and was stopped twice for driving on a suspended license. Sorry. Ignorance is no excuse, she could easily have afforded to use a taxi or hire a driver for the duration of her suspension. She didn't, she took her chances, she got caught. She deserves the jail time. Stupidity like hers needs punishment, not a gentle slap on the wrist. --Brian McNeil / ^talk 15:58, 10 June 2007 (UTC)