Why do you think ABC News yanked the investigation?

Money. That's why people do things. Scientology is used to manipulate the morality of people for profit just like all religions. Is their stupid made up story any dumber than the made up lie about some magical bully in space that says "believe in me or you will be tortured forever or killed"? Is this what a being representing good does? No. this is what evil beings do. And evil people use these self contradicting teachings of cults to manipulate their members into what is most profitable regardless of morality.

Thanks very much for your comments and participation in this discussion!

Flyi9ng Spaghettie Monsta

Yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a fascinating topic, perhaps equally intriguing is the invisible Pink Unicorn; it's really neat to substitute one of those two terms in for your various preferred deity(s) into everyday conversation and see what happens.

Both their names are terribly long. It is so hard to insert them into the "Lord's Prayer" without people taking notice.

Category:Discordianism

Hey, good point Pi zero (talk · contribs), we could use more articles on Wikinews on the topic of Discordianism. ;)